Redneck lullaby (Remastered)

Verse 1: Hush now, little buddy, lay yer head right down, Santa’s GPS is broke; he’s drivin’ ‘round the town. He’s got a reindeer stuck in the mud by the creek, And Rudolph’s out front hollerin’, “Y’all, we’re gonna need a Jeep!” Chorus: So grab your blankie, don’t you weep, It’s Christmas Eve, now get to sleep. With a hound dog howlin’ at the moon so bright, It’s a redneck Christmas, y’all, goodnight. Verse 2: Your mama’s spiked the cider, and Daddy’s lightin’ farts, The tree’s half-decorated, but we’re good at playin’ parts. We strung them lights with duct tape and ran outta strands, And somewhere in the barn are “five flamin’ hubcaps” landin’! Chorus: So grab your blankie, don’t you weep, It’s Christmas Eve, now get to sleep. With a raccoon on the rooftop and the smell of fried delight, It’s a redneck Christmas, y’all, goodnight. Bridge: Now Santa don’t need cookies, he’s lookin’ for some ribs, And Mrs. Claus is yellin’ ‘cause he busted all the zips. The elves are sippin’ moonshine while workin’ in the shed, And the reindeer’s chewin’ dip instead of eatin’ bread. Chorus: So grab your blankie, don’t you weep, It’s Christmas Eve, now get to sleep. With misspelled Christmas lights blinkin’ big and bright, It’s a redneck Christmas, y’all, goodnight. Outro: So snuggle up, my young’un, and dream of NASCAR dreams, Where Santa’s sleigh’s a pickup truck with eight exhaust pipes clean. Merry Christmas, darlin’, we’ll be all right, It’s a redneck kinda Christmas, y’all, goodnight.