10. The B.F.P. (Big Friendly Penis)

Pop punks, 90s pop punk, Distorted guitars, Fast drums

[Verse 1]
He’s not a villain
He’s not obscene
He just shows up in every meme
You think “oh no
” then you snort-laugh twice
He’s just a doodle in the corner of your homework life

Shows up on bathroom doors
Back of the bus
Wedding guest book
“congrats from us”
Crude little crown and a goofy grin
You try to be mature… then you laugh again

[Chorus]
B.F.P
Big friendly penis
Why you always gotta make a scene with us
You’re not classy
You’re not art
But you crack my grown‑up heart
B.F.P
You childish genius
Every time you photobomb the clean stuff
I pretend that I’m offended
But I’m wheezing ’til I’m breathless
Big friendly
Big friendly penis

[Verse 2]
He’s in the textbook
Page eighty‑three
Right on the map of ancient Greece
Teacher’s back’s turned
Whole class shakes
Trying not to lose it during quiz retakes

He’s carved in snow on a neighbor’s lawn
Sprayed in chalk at the break of dawn
No manifesto
No deep grand plan
Just a tiny prank from a bored young hand

[Bridge]
Maybe the world is too intense
Too many bills and arguments
Then there you are on the office fridge
In dry‑erase
Right on the ridge (oh no)

And all at once the room erupts
Grown adults just cracking up
Maybe joy’s a stupid sketch
On a Post‑it note at someone’s desk (hey!)

[Chorus]
B.F.P
Big friendly penis
Why you always gotta make a scene with us
You’re not classy
You’re not art
But you crack my grown‑up heart
B.F.P
You childish genius
Every time you photobomb the clean stuff
If laughter is a little cure
Then we owe you one for sure
Big friendly
Big friendly penis

[Outro]
Raise a glass to the dumbest friend
Who can kill a meeting in a single pen
To the lowbrow hope when the day feels rough
Big friendly peen
Don’t ever grow up

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[Verse 1] He’s not a villain He’s not obscene He just shows up in every meme You think “oh no ” then you snort-laugh twice He’s just a doodle in the corner of your homework life Shows up on bathroom doors Back of the bus Wedding guest book “congrats from us” Crude little crown and a goofy grin You try to be mature… then you laugh again [Chorus] B.F.P Big friendly penis Why you always gotta make a scene with us You’re not classy You’re not art But you crack my grown‑up heart B.F.P You childish genius Every time you photobomb the clean stuff I pretend that I’m offended But I’m wheezing ’til I’m breathless Big friendly Big friendly penis [Verse 2] He’s in the textbook Page eighty‑three Right on the map of ancient Greece Teacher’s back’s turned Whole class shakes Trying not to lose it during quiz retakes He’s carved in snow on a neighbor’s lawn Sprayed in chalk at the break of dawn No manifesto No deep grand plan Just a tiny prank from a bored young hand [Chorus] B.F.P Big friendly penis Why you always gotta make a scene with us You’re not classy You’re not art But you crack my grown‑up heart B.F.P You childish genius Every time you photobomb the clean stuff I pretend that I’m offended But I’m wheezing ’til I’m breathless Big friendly Big friendly penis [Bridge] Maybe the world is too intense Too many bills and arguments Then there you are on the office fridge In dry‑erase Right on the ridge (oh no) And all at once the room erupts Grown adults just cracking up Maybe joy’s a stupid sketch On a Post‑it note at someone’s desk (hey!) [Chorus] B.F.P Big friendly penis Why you always gotta make a scene with us You’re not classy You’re not art But you crack my grown‑up heart B.F.P You childish genius Every time you photobomb the clean stuff If laughter is a little cure Then we owe you one for sure Big friendly Big friendly penis [Outro] Raise a glass to the dumbest friend Who can kill a meeting in a single pen To the lowbrow hope when the day feels rough Big friendly peen Don’t ever grow up

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