The clown is in the hallway, the clown is in the light A neon-colored shadow in the middle of the night See the clown's reflection in the kitchen steak knife blade A polyester predator, the finest ever made The clown has oversized emotions, the clown has plastic hair You turn to run away, but the clown is already there. Squeak, squeak, goes the clown’s red nose Through the vents, the clown’s breath blows The clown’s confetti is made of glass Watching the clown on the withered grass. Oh, the clown, the clown, the horror in the white The clown is coming for your sanity tonight Never trust a clown with a permanent grin The clown is opening the zippers of your skin Send in the clowns? No, lock every door The clown is honking from under the floor. The clown’s car is a coffin, painted yellow, blue, and red Ten thousand other clowns are hiding underneath your bed The clown pulls out a rabbit, but the rabbit has no head "It’s just a trick!" the clown laughs, until your face turns lead Look at the clown’s suspenders, look at the clown’s big feet There’s a clown-shaped silhouette on every empty street. Clown logic. Clown fear. The clown is far. The clown is near. Don't touch the clown. Don't breathe the clown. Oh, the clown, the clown, the horror in the white The clown is coming for your sanity tonight Never trust a clown with a permanent grin The clown is opening the zippers of your skin Send in the clowns? No, lock every door The clown is honking from under the floor. Clown... Clown... Everywhere a clown... Everything is clown...