[Verse 1] Out in J-space, scanners scream, Blitzd86’s fit is pure extreme— Dual webs, scram, and a cap-sucker kiss, But what’s that swirl? A fluffy twist?! [Pre-Chorus] Pink chiffon, target locked, You’re laughing now—then you get popped. Mock the drip, you won’t survive… He pirouettes, you won't revive! [Chorus] He’s spinnin’ in a tutu, bringing death with flair, Your pod’s in warp while he flips mid-air. Killmail couture, yeah, fear the frill— He’s Blitzd86, and he’s dressed to kill! [Verse 2] Tactical mesh, rep rigs tight, Waltzing into every fight. Comms go wild, “Is that a skirt?!” “Yeah, and now you’re eating dirt.” [Bridge] Fleet chat: “Who the hell wears that?” FC: “Shut up—he’s top of the stat.” Ratting Ishtars, cloaky bait, He spins once—you disintegrate. [Chorus] He’s spinnin’ in a tutu, killmarks in a row, Style like a comet, punch like a Rhino. His ballet’s brutal, his beams don’t miss— He’s Blitzd in pink, and he don’t take— [Cut to silence] …shit. [Outro – Gang chant style] 🎸T-U-T-U — BLITZD GON’ DELETE YOU! 🎸T-U-T-U — DANCE OF YOUR DOOM CREW! 🎸T-U-T-U — PEW PEW IN TULLE BLUE! 🎸T-U-T-U — GET WRECKED BY THE FRILLY FEW!
