[verse] Touring with my band Van full of punk rock girls Driving all over the land Everywhere in the world New York to California And everywhere in-between But there's one place in particular Where the drivers make us scream [chorus] Texas drivers fucking suck Hoggin' the road In their pickup trucks Runnin' through lanes Like they're Takin' care of business If I ever make it home alive I damn sure won't miss this Texas drivers fucking suck [verse] Here comes bubba Haulin' a heavy load And here comes anutha Goddamn redneck chode The yellow lines in Texas Sure don't mean a thing Deep in the heart of Dallas From Houston to Abilene [chorus] Texas drivers fucking suck Hoggin' the road In their pickup trucks Leadin' the charge Like they Forgot the Alamo If I ever make it back alive I damn sure won't leave home Texas drivers fucking suck [bridge] So, if you're ever drivin' Through the Lone Star State You can turn back now Before it's fucking too late! [chorus] Texas drivers fucking suck Hoggin' the road In their pickup trucks Burnin' through gas Like it's Fucking Mad Max If I ever make it back alive I damn sure won't leave home Texas drivers fucking suck
