[Intro] Ladies and gentlemen Boys and girls of questionable judgment (hey!) Step 1 You scream Step 2 You blame it on the beat [Verse 1] I walk in like a loading screen Glitch in my jeans, caffeine in my spleen Shoes untied, but I still two-step Trip on the air, call it special effects My playlist skipped, now we moshing at brunch Spilled my juice box, protein punch Mom in the back like "turn that down" But the cat on the counter doin’ circles to the sound (meow!) [Chorus] This that two-step mayhem, mind in the mosh pit Left foot, right foot, nobody can stop it Laugh till you fall, just blame it on the track If you do it wrong, do it twice, run it back Two-step mayhem, wiggle like you lost it (lost it!) Looking like a glitch in a comic If the floor’s still flat, we ain’t done yet Everybody break your pride, not your neck [Verse 2] I got snacks in my pockets, crumbs in my hair Flex in the mirror, scare myself there Tried to be smooth, hit a backspin fail Now I sign autographs on my hospital bill My crew offbeat but the drip on time We rhyme “orange” with “door hinge” in our mind Teacher said "you can’t rap like that" Now she front row screaming every line back (okay!) [Chorus] This that two-step mayhem, mind in the mosh pit Left foot, right foot, nobody can stop it Laugh till you fall, just blame it on the track If you do it wrong, do it twice, run it back Two-step mayhem, wiggle like you lost it (yeah!) Looking like a glitch in a comic If the floor’s still flat, we ain’t done yet Everybody break your pride, not your neck [Bridge] [Beat stops, fake error sound] System error, swag not found Reboot ankles, re-download sound Update installed, dance moves worse Now we go wild, call a crowd-sourced nurse (somebody help!) [Chorus] This that two-step mayhem, mind in the mosh pit Left foot, right foot, nobody can stop it Laugh till you fall, just blame it on the track If you do it wrong, do it twice, run it back Two-step mayhem, wiggle like you lost it Looking like a glitch in a comic If your life’s offbeat, that’s perfect then Hit that two-step mayhem again (again!)
