[Verse 1] Saturday morning nine am supplies already out Every product in its place without a doubt Microfiber cloths separated by room Vacuum charged and ready designated broom Top to bottom that is the only direction Dust falls down that is not an opinion Ceiling fans first before I touch the floor That is not preference that is the law [Chorus] Weekly maintenance clean that is the schedule Nothing in this house gets to settle Dust and grime operate on a timeline I operate on a shorter one than mine Every Saturday same order same way Twenty three rooms in under half a day Weekly maintenance clean that is the move Nobody gets to live in a house I do not approve [Verse 2] Dry dust before the wet wipe every time Surface to surface working down the line Baseboards get attention people forget the baseboards That is where the dust lives that is where it hoards Bathroom gets its own dedicated cloth Color coded system do not mix them up Blue for surfaces red is for the floor Green is for the kitchen I should not have to say more [Chorus] Weekly maintenance clean that is the schedule Nothing in this house gets to settle Dust and grime operate on a timeline I operate on a shorter one than mine Every Saturday same order same way Twenty three rooms in under half a day Weekly maintenance clean that is the move Nobody gets to live in a house I do not approve [Bridge] Some people clean when company is coming I clean because the calendar says so and I am running A household like a operation that requires maintenance Not reaction that is the difference Reactive cleaning is a losing game Proactive cleaning means it never gets that way I have not had a deep clean emergency in three years That is called systems that is called no fears [Verse 3] Vacuum in straight lines overlapping rows Even coverage corner to corner as it goes Mop after vacuum never before Wet on dirty floor is just dirty wet floor Wipe down the light switches last thing I do Because hands touch switches everything comes through Wash the cloths immediately when I am done Dirty cloths in a drawer is how you undo what you done [Chorus] Weekly maintenance clean that is the schedule Nothing in this house gets to settle Dust and grime operate on a timeline I operate on a shorter one than mine Every Saturday same order same way Twenty three rooms in under half a day Weekly maintenance clean that is the move Nobody gets to live in a house I do not approve [Outro] Top to bottom Never bottom to top Color coded cloths Baseboards every time Three years No emergencies That is called systems
