Perfect Match -Humpty Was Pushed

Candy and the Corvettes RECORDS

hard core, punk rock

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[Fast, driving bass intro]
[Drums and distorted guitar kick in]

[Verse 1]

I'm blindfolded in the back of my van
With my hands bound in duct tape

Got a strange feeling
That last Tinder date was a mistake...

If she could take it easy with the turns and over the speed bumps
My head's cut and bruised
And it's startin' to thump!

[Pre-Chorus]

All I did was swipe right
To miss "must love dogs"
She was cute, she runs
And has a job!

[Chorus – Fast melodic punk, shouted backing vocals]

But she's been hurt
Be-FOOOORRR-oh-oh-oh-ooorrr!
And now she's settling the score!
I thought I'd found the perfect date
But now I'm tied up, questioning my fate!
She's got a broken heart
And I've got a broken jaw!

whhooooaaa ohhhh

[musical bridge]

[Verse 2]

Now I'm naked at the lake
And she's making fun of my size

I try to tell her it's because it's cold
But she can see through all the lies

She starts to talk about some man or a fucking bear
All I said is, at this moment, I really don't care!

[Pre-Chorus]

She said, "All you did was swipe right"
Now you'll be lucky
If you live through the night!"

She said, "Not all men, but all men!"
Then she turned out the lights!

[Chorus – Fast melodic punk, shouted backing vocals]

Oh yeah, she's been hurt
Be-FOOOORRR-oh-oh-oh-ooorrr!
And now she's settling the score!
I thought I'd found the perfect date
But now I'm tied up, questioning my fate!
She's got a broken heart
And I've never felt like this before!

Whoa-oh-oh-oh!

[Bridge – Slower, cheeky bass-driven breakdown]

She drags me up to her cabin
It's still late
Puts me into a cage and
Locks the gate

I look up to her
She's in leather heels and gloves
I whisper to her...

I think I'm in love.

[Four-count – Full band explodes back in]

[Final Chorus – Fast, loud, melodic punk]

Oh yeah, she's been hurt
Be-FOOOORRR-oh-oh-oh-ooorrr!
And now she's settling the score!
I thought I'd found the perfect date
But now I'm locked up and watching her masturbate!
She's got a broken heart
And I've never felt like this before!

Whoa-oh-oh-oh!

I've never felt like this
Be-FOOOORRR-oh-oh-oh-ooorrr!

[Final crash – Hard stop]

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[Fast, driving bass intro] [Drums and distorted guitar kick in] [Verse 1] I'm blindfolded in the back of my van With my hands bound in duct tape Got a strange feeling That last Tinder date was a mistake... If she could take it easy with the turns and over the speed bumps My head's cut and bruised And it's startin' to thump! [Pre-Chorus] All I did was swipe right To miss "must love dogs" She was cute, she runs And has a job! [Chorus – Fast melodic punk, shouted backing vocals] But she's been hurt Be-FOOOORRR-oh-oh-oh-ooorrr! And now she's settling the score! I thought I'd found the perfect date But now I'm tied up, questioning my fate! She's got a broken heart And I've got a broken jaw! whhooooaaa ohhhh [musical bridge] [Verse 2] Now I'm naked at the lake And she's making fun of my size I try to tell her it's because it's cold But she can see through all the lies She starts to talk about some man or a fucking bear All I said is, at this moment, I really don't care! [Pre-Chorus] She said, "All you did was swipe right" Now you'll be lucky If you live through the night!" She said, "Not all men, but all men!" Then she turned out the lights! [Chorus – Fast melodic punk, shouted backing vocals] Oh yeah, she's been hurt Be-FOOOORRR-oh-oh-oh-ooorrr! And now she's settling the score! I thought I'd found the perfect date But now I'm tied up, questioning my fate! She's got a broken heart And I've never felt like this before! Whoa-oh-oh-oh! [Bridge – Slower, cheeky bass-driven breakdown] She drags me up to her cabin It's still late Puts me into a cage and Locks the gate I look up to her She's in leather heels and gloves I whisper to her... I think I'm in love. [Four-count – Full band explodes back in] [Final Chorus – Fast, loud, melodic punk] Oh yeah, she's been hurt Be-FOOOORRR-oh-oh-oh-ooorrr! And now she's settling the score! I thought I'd found the perfect date But now I'm locked up and watching her masturbate! She's got a broken heart And I've never felt like this before! Whoa-oh-oh-oh! I've never felt like this Be-FOOOORRR-oh-oh-oh-ooorrr! [Final crash – Hard stop]

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