[verse 1] Everybody needs a face diaper on their face just in case everybody needs a face diaper to keep everyone safe [chorus] 'cause you never know just when you'll blow your chunks all over the place so strap on a trusty face diaper and save yourself a little disgrace [verse 1] Everybody needs a face diaper on their face for goodness sake everybody needs a face diaper so I can feel like I'm safe [chorus] 'cause you never know just when you'll blow your chunks all over the place so strap on a trusty face diaper and save yourself a little disgrace [outro] cause I don't want to see your stupid face