[verse 1] I wake up, early in the morning. A quick piss then I'm watching the wars People dying while I'm sipping my coffee Rewind some bits, push the button and pause A Little voice in the back of my brain Saying "what the fuck are you watching, man" a victim of de-normalisation And at least I don't live in Iran-i-stan [Chorus] Pete Hegseth is stupid cunt. Pete Hegseth is a stupid cunt. Pete Hegseth is a stupid cunt. Peter Hegseth is a stupid cunT. HAH! [Verse 2] Save a bit of anger for the other villains, Because the top nonce checked out long ago. He's too busy trying to stay out of prison, Or plotting his escape to Moscow. So the little boys get to play war, And the little girls get to die in flames. And Petey and Stevey and Marco and Bibi Just remember that karma has taken your names [chorus] Pete Hegseth is a stupid cunt. Pete Hegseth is a stupid cunt. Pete Hegseth is a stupid cunt. Peter Hegseth is a stupid cuuuunTah. HAH! [Verse 3] How the fuck did this drooling Cretin slime his way into the fuckin' Pentagon? maybe sucking on Trumps mushroom weener Urghh, that image is all kinds of wrong. (Sorry!) He reckons he's a warrior for Jesus I say he's just an inbred prick A Bootlicking gob shite half wit "Yes its true, this man has no dick" [build] [Bridge] Is that slime in your hair or the essence of Trump? Is that slime in your hair or is it essence of Trump? Is that slime in your hair or the essence of Trump? Is that slime in your hair or is it Donald's man gunk? [guitar solo] [Chorus] Pete Hegseth is a stupid cunt! Pete Hegseth is a stupid cunt! Pete Hegseth is a stupid cunt! Peter Hegseth is a stupid FUCKING CUUUUUNT! [Outro - spoken word] Now, I'm sure Pete is actually an ok dude When he's not bombing little kids... drugging and Assaulting women... Cheating on his wives. Or Trying to bring about fucking Armageddon But other than that..... Hmmmmmmm.. Nah he is actually just a fucking cunt [End]


