Alright MAGA, gather around The Candy Man is here What kind of candy do you want? Sweet Dark rum? While I get handsy? Ketamine drops? Anything you want come to the right Captain because I'm the Candy Man Who can take an Ambien? (Who can take an Ambien?) Sprinkle it with Diet dew (Sprinkle it with Diet dew) Cover it with fentanyl and a provigil or two Choeus: The Candy Man (the candy man) Oh the Candy Man can (the candy man can) The Candy Man can 'cause he mixes it with rum And makes MAGA taste good (Makes MAGA taste good) Who can take a Guilfoyle? (Who can take a Guilfoule?) Wrap it in a Big Lie (Wrap it in a Big Lie) Soak it in the sun and make a shriveled up pie (Chorus) Alright MAGA, gather around The Candy Man is here What kind of candy do you want? Sweet Dark rum? While I get handsy? Ketamine drops? Anything you want come to the right Captain because I'm the Candy Man Who can take an Ambien? (Who can take an Ambien?) Sprinkle it with Diet dew (Sprinkle it with Diet dew) Cover it with fentanyl and a provigil or two Choeus: The Candy Man (the candy man) Oh the Candy Man can (the candy man can) The Candy Man can 'cause he mixes it with rum And makes MAGA taste good (Makes MAGA taste good) Who can take a Guilfoyle? (Who can take a Guilfoule?) Wrap it in a Big Lie (Wrap it in a Big Lie) Soak it in the sun and make a shriveled up pie (Chorus)
