[Intro] "Good gentles all, attend and hear, A tale of folly, pain, and rear. For one bold soul, with heart most stout, Did tempt the dairy gods—no doubt! She sought delight in frozen cream, Yet found instead a sulphurous stream. Mark well this verse, let wisdom grow: For milk betrayeth friend and foe." She didst wager 'gainst the milk, and fell. Explosions forth from her nether hell. She crav’d cold cream To cool her flame’d lip, Yet the only scream Did from her backside slip. [Instrumental] She didst wager 'gainst the milk, and fell, Now knoweth she the cost full well. She’d dwell in frost, in icy lair, If such might ease the burneth there. Wage not with milk, Lest thou art keen to lose; To gamble so, Brings forth the toilet’s brews. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She didst wager 'gainst the milk, and fell. Explosions forth from her nether hell. She crav’d cold cream To cool her flame’d lip, Yet the only scream Did from her backside slip. [Instrumental] [Instrumental] Wage not with milk, Lest thou art keen to lose; To gamble so, Brings forth the toilet’s brews. Wage not with milk, Lest thou art keen to lose; To gamble so, Brings forth the toilet’s brews. [Instrumental] [Instrumental] Wage not with milk, Lest thou art keen to lose; To gamble so, Brings forth the toilet’s brews. Wage not with milk, Lest thou art keen to lose; To gamble so, Brings forth the toilet’s brews. WAGE NOT WITH MILK, LEST THOU ART KEEN TO LOSE; TO GAMBLE SO... BRINGS FORTH THE TOILET BREWS.
