VCG - NEIGHBOR NOTE™ - END TIMES JINGLES

[Opening: cheerful 1940s big-band swing, upright bass, brushed snare, clarinet, muted trumpet, close-harmony female trio] [Female Vocal Trio] Good morning, neighbor! How do you do? The neighborhood’s safer because of you! [Bright orchestral flourish] [Adult Male Spoken Voice: charming old-fashioned radio announcer] Ever notice something… a little unusual? A curtain closed too early? A visitor staying too late? A neighbor asking… too many questions? [Happy bell] That’s what Neighbor Note is for! [Verse 1: Female Trio] Mrs. Miller heard some talking Through the garden wall, Mr. Parker saw a visitor He didn’t know at all. Tommy noticed Mr. Johnson Turned his broadcast down, So everybody did their part To keep a happy town! [Chorus] Neighbor Note! Write it down! Keep a smile upon the town! Something strange? Something new? Send a little Neighbor Note and let the system do the rest for you! [Muted trumpet break] [Adult Female Spoken Voice: cheerful neighborhood representative] Reporting is easy! Simply tell us: What you heard… What you saw… Who was there… And whether they seemed enthusiastic! [Female Trio] Easy! Helpful! Neighborly! [Verse 2: Male Crooner] Maybe someone missed the meeting, Maybe someone shut the door, Maybe somebody keeps receiving Books you haven’t seen before. Maybe someone stopped applauding Half a moment way too soon— [Female Trio] Don’t assume! [Male Crooner] Of course not! Just submit it before noon! [Full Chorus] Neighbor Note! Write it down! Keep a smile upon the town! No accusation! No attack! Just a friendly little message and the system checks the facts! [Spoken Young Woman: uncertain] But what if I misunderstood? [Music stops] [Adult Male Announcer: warmly reassuring] Wonderful question! You don’t decide what it means. [Pause] We do. [Big-band music instantly resumes] [Female Trio] That’s convenient! [Bridge: close harmony, finger snaps] Good neighbors wave! Good neighbors share! Good neighbors notice who is there! Good neighbors listen! Good neighbors care! Good neighbors help keep everywhere— [Soft low voice] Aware. [Clarinet trill] [Verse 3: Female Lead] Earn community appreciation Every time you lend a hand, Helpful observations Help the system understand. Five good notes may raise your standing! Ten could earn a dining pass! [Children’s Choir] HELP YOUR NEIGHBORS! [Male Crooner] By documenting who they ask! [Artificial Female System Voice] Neighbor Note received. Community value increased. [Electro-swing beat begins beneath orchestra] [Adult Male Spoken Voice] See? Doing your part feels good. [Young Boy Spoken Voice] Dad? Why are they taking Mr. Parker away? [Music falters] [Adult Male Spoken Voice: father, low and uneasy] He got reported too. [Young Boy] For what? [Long pause] [Artificial Female System Voice] Excessive reporting concerning authorized personnel. [Single cheerful bell] [Female Trio] There’s a balance! [Goa arpeggio enters] [Trance Build] Watch kindly! Listen well! Notice patterns! Never tell— [Music glitches] [Female Trio] Never tell what? [Artificial Female System Voice] Correction. Always tell. [Rolling psy bass enters] [Children’s Choir] NOTICE! SUBMIT! SUPPORT! BELONG! [Full Ensemble] HELP KEEP THE NEIGHBORHOOD SAFE AND STRONG! [Psytrance Drop] NEIGHBOR NOTE! WRITE IT DOWN! EVERY WINDOW! EVERY SOUND! NEIGHBOR NOTE! DO YOUR SHARE! SHOW THE SYSTEM HOW MUCH YOU CARE! WHO CAME IN? WHO WENT OUT? WHO ASKED WHAT? WHO HAD DOUBT? [Massive bass hit] [Artificial Female System Voice] Anonymous submission received. [Male Crooner] Anonymous? [System Voice] For them. Not for us. [Music abruptly becomes cheerful again] [Final Chorus: huge big-band swing fused with electro-swing, Goa trance and psy bass] [Female Trio and Full Ensemble] Neighbor Note! Write it down! Keep a smile upon the town! Happy streets! Friendly doors! Everybody watches— Everybody’s watched some more! [Children’s Choir] GOOD NEIGHBORS CARE! [Female Trio] GOOD NEIGHBORS SHARE! [Full Ensemble] GOOD NEIGHBORS ALWAYS STAY AWARE! [Big-band final hit] [Adult Male Announcer: smiling radio voice] NEIGHBOR NOTE™! Because caring means… reporting! [Happy whistle] [Artificial Female System Voice: very quiet] A Neighbor Note has been submitted about you.