I carved a grin too wide (muhahaha) Now it grins back at me Candy bowl on the porch Got one gummy left, maybe three The neighbor’s cat looks possessed (mjaaauuuu) Like it pays rent here tonight And the wind taps twice on the glass Then stands outside I said, “Who’s there?” (Uuuhhuuu) A dry little squeak The floorboards groaned Then they started to beep My knees went soft My phone went dead And the pumpkin winked From the flowerbed Pumpkin in the hall Pumpkin in the hall I’m scared, but I’m laughing (hihihhi) Pumpkin in the hall Pumpkin in the hall That thing keeps asking “Trick or treat, y’all” (muuhuaahaha) The fake tombstone fell down Hit the rake with a crack My costume got caught On the chair I forgot A sheet on the line Started doing the twist Looked like a ghost with a grudge And a terrible list (uuhhuuhuu) There’s something in the fridge Making horrible noises It’s probably just juice Or a jar full of voices (blablablabla) I said, “Back up now” To the closet door It rattled once Then it rattled some more My candy corn bag Flew straight off the shelf And the pumpkin said “Save some for yourself” Pumpkin in the hall Pumpkin in the hall I’m scared, but I’m laughing (hhihihihi) Pumpkin in the hall Pumpkin in the hall That thing keeps asking “Trick or treat, y’all” If the mask is me Then I’m doing fine If the ghost wants snacks It can take mine The shadows dance Like they missed the call Now I’m friends with the monster In the hall Pumpkin in the hall Pumpkin in the hall I’m scared, but I’m laughing (ihhihihi) Pumpkin in the hall Pumpkin in the hall Now we’re both yelling “Trick or treat, y’all” Pumpkin in the hall Pumpkin in the hall Best little horror (huuhuhuuhu) At the party wall
