[Intro] have you ever been to a party that was, oh, just so-so? maybe some burgers, ribs, or barbecue. [Verse] a party that lacks the correct snacks is not a party to go to don't fall into this party going trap make sure to ask and think it through [Pre-Chorus] women and men raise your glass lift them high up into the air is this a party you'll have to pass? let's check the menu to compare [Chorus] hamburgers, yeah they're okay ribs will work today too pulled barbecue makes a tasty day I'll tell you what a real party's about but it's not a party, it's not a party, till those wieners come out till those wieners come out [Verse 2] wieners are a must not an after thought women grab those wieners be sure to use the condiments that's bought be careful when you squeeze them, don't want to spray you in the face or dribble on that beautiful blue dress we no how much you hate a mess and no matter what don't dare to get it in your hair. [Verse 3] men hold your wieners tight don't want them slipping through your fingers dropping them just isn't right don't forget the condiments cover that wiener a lot or very light don't forget to cover that tip don't get your mess all over be sure to check if any women want to share your wiener sharing is the polite thing to do I know your mother taught this to you [Chorus] [Chorus] [Post-Chorus] come on all and grab those wieners show everybody what a real party's about cuz a party's not a party till those wieners come out hot dogs are a must at any party hot dogs are made for everybody remember a party's not a party till those wieners come out so everyone grab the closest wiener open up and put it in your mouth put that wiener in your mouth!
