[Verse] Last night I had some Mexican cuisine A burrito and some tacos, oh so mean (oh so mean) Filling up my belly, making me feel fine Little did I know, it was a ticking time bomb [Chorus] Oh, the CEO's in town, it's my big day (big day) But my stomach's rumbling, in the worst way (oh no) Farting loudly, it's a symphony of shame Diarrhea in my pants, what a messy game (ewww) (Oh, taco troubles) Fartin' and squirtin', it's a comedy show (Oh, taco troubles) Prayin' for relief, but there's nowhere to go
