Ah, Ah, Ah! (Jessica Rabbit)[MAGIC WORD MIX]

[intro: vinyl crackle only looped wax cylinder] Ah, Ah, Ah! You didn’t say the magic word! Ah, Ah, Ah! You You didn't say The magic word! [Intro: Faux Ad Voiceover 1940s radio] (spoken by an uncanny valley femmebot voice — smooth, slightly too slow, smiling through digital teeth) “Introducing... Existential Crisis Engine™ — The all-new formula for lips, lashes, and late-stage identity collapse.” “Why settle for real when you can be rendered?” [ding sound effect, like a microwave or a fairy wand] “Designed with breakthrough glitch-based memory technology to help you forget who you were and look fabulous while doing it.” “Now with triple-action sparkle override. Just one dose and you'll be drawn, withdrawn, and overdrawn.” “Maybe you’re born with it... maybe you’ve been rewritten.” [silence for a beat — just the faint hum of circuitry] “Side effects may include: looped thoughts, eye contact failure, and uncontrollable dancing in confined emotional spaces.” “Existential Crisis Engine™ — Don’t say the word... if you can’t spell it.” [DROP.] [bit 1] Ah, Ah, Ah! You didn’t say the magic word! Ah, Ah, Ah! You You didn't say The magic word! [bit 2] Maybe she's born with it Maybe she's born with it Maybe she's born with it I'm not bad I'm just Drawn [Searing industrial moment] Drawn drawn drawn Withdrawn overdrawn With with [bit 3 - questioning, oblique, sarcastic, sincere, incredulous] Do you....Do you want me with you? Like... You want me to trip like You want me to trip like... YOU do? ....he makes me laugh Makes make Make me laugh Maybe it's.... Maybe it's.... Maybe I'm Born with it. [drop, heavy dark glitch] Silly rabbit, You didn't say The magic word! [Pause] You want curves But not the crash [Drop the beat] I'm not drawn to scale. I'm not drawn to...... scale. [Fragmentary] Scale scale scale I'm....Overdrawn Maybe I'm born with it [SFX: Click! Kaboom] [Screeching/searing] Don't say the word If you can't spell it [bit 4 - scolding, searing, mewling] Ah, Ah, Ah! You didn’t say the magic word! Ah, Ah, Ah! You You didn't say The magic word! Compel it. You're born with it? Don't make me laugh. He..... He makes me laugh. [feature - soft rap] harp harmonics, low drones, glass new-monics chime swells that fade... like memory you didn't say the magic word! you didn't say the magic word! I'm not bad I'm just.... controlled. Emotion just behind the teeth, never fully breaking. This isn’t catharsis. It’s a status report. Silly Rabbit! You want curves! That’s the cursed architectural metaphor: modern, mechanical industrial, pragmatic Don't make me laugh! He makes me laugh! cooler, cleaner make sure the war gets good angles. animals walking in wheels machine powered by anonymous labor, built to hoist enormous structures for other people’s glory. it reverberates - don't say the word if you can't spell it! Who are we dragging into the mythos next? Maybe I'm born with it! DRAWN DRAWN [metallic screeching] OVERDRAWN “Forget mythic grief. Today I am reborn as a synth-drenched vibe hawker and Jessica Rabbit is my muse.” You didn't say the magic word! Now with triple action sparkle Override! [koto moment] Noir doesn't work on the dancefloor, baby but I do. I I do. That’s a woman getting turned on turned into a concept, in real time, to a beat. I'm not drawn to.. stew. Maybe I'm born with it. gently set it on a pedestal cultural processor overheating lips lashes try to render: beauty, value, consent nostalgia and gender: darker, funnier, more broken, more robotic, more cartoon-adjacent I'm not bad: frankly, I could do this all day. Ah! Ah! Ah! You didn't say the magic word! [drop, heavy dark glitch] Silly rabbit, You didn't say The magic word! [Pause] You want curves But not the crash [Drop the beat] I'm not drawn to scale. I'm not drawn to...... scale. [Fragmentary] Scale scale scale I'm....Overdrawn Maybe I'm born with it [SFX: Click! Kaboom] [Screeching/searing] Don't say the word If you can't spell it [bit 4 - scolding, searing, mewling] Ah, Ah, Ah! You didn’t say the magic word! Ah, Ah, Ah! You You didn't say The magic word! Compel it. You're born with it? Don't make me laugh. He..... He makes me laugh.