[Intro] (Soft banjo pickin', buildin' to a twangy guitar riff) Well, gather 'round, you fools and sinners, This here's a tale of dumb beginners. Passed down like a rusty ol' chain, Generational stupidity, drivin' us insane. [Verse 1] Daddy was a dope fiend, high as a kite, Momma preached wokeness day and night. They raised me up in their hazy fog, Teachin' me to steal and bark like a dog. "Rudeness is strength," they'd holler and yell, Criminal ways, straight outta hell. Religious nonsense, prayin' to the sky, While snortin' lines and lettin' morals die. Stupid as a rock, that's what they were, Passin' it on like a family curse. Kids grow up thinkin' it's all just fine, Repeat the cycle, losin' their mind. [Chorus] Oh, generational stupidity, (stupidity!) How dumb can these folks be? (So damn dumb!) Wokeness blindin' 'em to reality, Drug abuse stealin' their sanity. Rudeness spittin' like venomous snakes, Criminality sealin' their fates. Religious zeal, a fool's gold chain, All wrapped up in a brainless game. Stupid parents raisin' stupid kin, Break the chain or drown in sin! (Drown in sin!) [Verse 2] Grandpa was a thief, slick as grease, Grandma rude as hell, never sayin' please. They'd drag the kids to church every morn, While plannin' heists and gettin' scorned. "Woke up" they called it, cancellin' the truth, Druggin' up to forget their wasted youth. Criminal blood runnin' through the veins, Religious hypocrisy drivin' 'em insane. Stupider than dirt, that's the family tree, Rooted in idiocy, as far as you can see. Kids mimic the mess, think it's their right, Perpetuatin' dumbness into the night. [Chorus] Oh, generational stupidity, (stupidity!) How dumb can these folks be? (So damn dumb!) Wokeness blindin' 'em to reality, Drug abuse stealin' their sanity. Rudeness spittin' like venomous snakes, Criminality sealin' their fates. Religious zeal, a fool's gold chain, All wrapped up in a brainless game. Stupid parents raisin' stupid kin, Break the chain or drown in sin! (Drown in sin!) [Bridge] (Steel guitar wailin', slow and mournful) Now listen here, you brain-dead bunch, It's time to wake from this endless lunch. Stupidity's a virus, spreadin' like fire, From parent to child, higher and higher. Woke nonsense twistin' facts to lies, Drugs rottin' brains under sunny skies. Rude as a mule kickin' in the stall, Criminal paths leadin' to the fall. Religion used as a crutch for the weak, All signs of fools too dumb to speak. Break free, you idiots, or stay enslaved, In this cycle of stupid, forever depraved. [Verse 3] Uncle was a junkie, aunt a holy roller, Both rude as sin, criminal controllers. They'd preach 'bout love while stealin' blind, Woke agendas fryin' their mind. Kids watch and learn, soak it all in, Becomin' dumber than where they've been. Stupid traits like echoes in the hall, Bouncin' off walls, makin' 'em fall. From generation to the next in line, Idiocy brewin' like moonshine wine. No end in sight for this foolish parade, Unless someone smart breaks the charade. [Chorus] Oh, generational stupidity, (stupidity!) How dumb can these folks be? (So damn dumb!) Wokeness blindin' 'em to reality, Drug abuse stealin' their sanity. Rudeness spittin' like venomous snakes, Criminality sealin' their fates. Religious zeal, a fool's gold chain, All wrapped up in a brainless game. Stupid parents raisin' stupid kin, Break the chain or drown in sin! (Drown in sin!) [Verse 4] Cousins grow up in the same ol' rut, Woke warriors with a criminal strut. Drug-fueled rages, rude to the core, Religious fanatics beggin' for more. Stupider than a screen door on a sub, Parents laughin' like it's all good fun. But deep down it's a tragic play, Generations wastin' away. Kids repeat the errors of the past, Dumb as posts, movin' too fast. No learnin' from the fools before, Just more stupidity knockin' at the door. [Chorus] Oh, generational stupidity, (stupidity!) How dumb can these folks be? (So damn dumb!) Wokeness blindin' 'em to reality, Drug abuse stealin' their sanity. Rudeness spittin' like venomous snakes, Criminality sealin' their fates. Religious zeal, a fool's gold chain, All wrapped up in a brainless game. Stupid parents raisin' stupid kin, Break the chain or drown in sin! (Drown in sin!) [Guitar Solo] (Twangy outlaw guitar shreddin', buildin' intensity with harmonica wails) [Verse 5] Neighbors see it, shake their heads in shame, Same stupid game, different name. Parents teachin' kids to hate and divide, Woke illusions where truth can't hide. Drugs in the drawer, rudeness on display, Criminal records pilin' up each day. Religious rituals, empty and hollow, Leadin' to stupidity they all swallow. Dumber than bricks stacked in a pile, Generations smilin' all the while. Kids inherit the fool's crown, Wearin' it proudly around town. [Outro] (Fade out with banjo and guitar, echoin' chorus) So here's to the stupid, the blind leadin' blind, Generational idiocy, losin' their mind. Break the cycle, or stay forever dumb, In this
