[INTRO — spoken, then music kicks in] Nine-point-five? Honey… That’s what I drink! [VERSE 1 — FAST / TALK-SUNG] Jump outta bed, Start my day, Grab my bottle, I’m on my way. Phone starts ringin’, Deals are flyin’, Need my water, I ain’t lyin’! Buyin’ houses, Sellin’ too, People ask me, “What do you DO?” Health and wealth, Real estate— And I drink my water ALL. DAY. STRAIGHT! [CHORUS — BIG, BOUNCY] 🎵 Drinkin’ NINE-POINT-FIVE! What a way to start my mornin’! Drinkin’ NINE-POINT-FIVE! From the minute that I’m goin’! Fill it UP! Drink it DOWN! Take that bottle all over town! NINE-POINT-FIVE! Yeah, you know I keep it flowin’! I’m the REAL ESTATE WATER WOMAN— And everybody KNOWS IT! 🎵 [VERSE 2 — FAST AGAIN] At a closing, In my car, Water bottle Ain’t too far. Got a listing, Got a buyer, Got another Deal on fire! Someone asks me, “What’s that drink?” I say, “Try it! Tell me what you think!” Then they laugh, ’Cause sure enough— I start talkin’ water AND I NEVER SHUT UP! 😂 [BREAKDOWN — CALL & RESPONSE] What do you sell? HOUSES! What do you share? WATER! What do you drink? NINE-POINT-FIVE! What do they call you? THE REAL ESTATE WATER WOMAN! LET’S GO! [FINAL CHORUS — FASTER / BIG BACKING VOCALS] 🎵 Drinkin’ NINE-POINT-FIVE! What a way to start my mornin’! Drinkin’ NINE-POINT-FIVE! Keep it flowin’, keep it pourin’! Fill it UP! Drink it DOWN! Water Woman’s back in town! NINE-POINT-FIVE! Got that bottle by my side! Sellin’ houses! Sharin’ water! DRINKIN’ NINE—POINT—FIIIIIVE! (Backing vocals) NINE-POINT-FIVE! NINE-POINT-FIVE! NINE-POINT-FIVE!
