[Style: 1940s Broadway Showstopper, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes Style, Walking Bass, Muted Trumpets, Bright Saxophones, Flirty, Sophisticated, Mid-Atlantic Stage Diction, 115 BPM] [Intro] [Chord: F - D7 - Gm7 - C7] [A bright, brassy fanfare] [Walking bass line with a rhythmic snare drum shuffle] [Verse 1] [Chord: F - D7 - Gm7 - C7] [Flirty, breathy, and highly enunciated] Guess who's back in the house Heels click-clack-in' a-bout Fine, fresh, fem-in-ine, style to e-lev-en I'm di-vine, so heav-en-ly Gen-tle-men sweat-in' It's dimes a-cross the board with no doubt Bod-y like WOW! The kind of thing to end a drought! Don't make sense for a girl to be this en-dowed! North to the south... What is that sound? Watch me drop, drop, drop in-to the ground! [Chorus] [Chord: F - F7 - Bb - Bdim7] [Big Band Swell - Theatrical and Grand] I been that girl, yes I love that dra-ma Fish-y, fem-in-ine up-and-com-er From the Clin-tons to the O-bah-mas I keep it tight, now they call me Muh-ther! Jay-ded queen, I love that dra-ma Fish-y, fem-in-ine up-and-com-er From the Clin-tons to the O-bah-mas I keeps it tight, now they call... Me... Muh-ther! [Breakdown] [Chord: F - C7] [Vaudeville "Patter Song" style - Very rhythmic and crisp] Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Brrat-at-at! Na-na-na-na-not-now Gig-gi-ty-gig-gi-ty hat Ba-rack get back Bap but-ta ba ba pow! I'm a cun-ny hon-ey, a cun-ny hon-ey A hon-ey bun but I... Count my mon-ey, I count my mon-ey With a brap-brap, knick to da knick da knick-knack I'm black with the freak-y mon-ey Click-clack, ow! [Bridge] [Chord: Gm7 - C7 - F - D7] [Sultry and slow - Saxophone solo] Jay-ded queen... Shade ma-chine... Gang-sta lean... Best be-lieve! [Verse 2] [Chord: F - D7 - Gm7 - C7] [With a wink and a smile] I'm that Glam-a-zon They know my name be-cause I'm on a-noth-er esh-e-lon Miss Au-to-mat-ic, Su-per-son-ic, I'm a Sass-a-tron And I ain't look-in' up to an-y-one, the gams are long! And I'm ready shake the jel-ly when the jam comes on The kind of thing that all the fel-las make ad-van-ces on I'm on-ly get-tin' out of bed for twen-ty mil-lion! Now get yoor cam-er-a phone... 'Cause in a minute I'm a-bout to be ON! [Finale Breakdown] [Chord: F - D7 - Gm7 - C7] [Full Cast Chorus joins in - Big Broadway finish] None of these chick-ens is cun-ty like Roo Boss com-in' through! When I step in yoo know well what it do! Yes, when I step in, they know well what it do! Yeah, bitch, she done al-read-y done had hers... She been done had hers-es! [Outro] [Chord: F - Bb - F] [Grand Orchestral Flourish] Click-clack... OW! [Final big brass chord and cymbal crash] [End]]
