[SCANNER BEEP] Bread. Milk. Something blue. Pretty sure I didn't buy you. Bag goes left. Light goes red. Machine just asked me What I said. [BUILD] Scan again. Nope. [ONE-BEAT SILENCE] [RELEASE 1] UNEXPECTED ITEM. WHAT IS THAT? UNEXPECTED ITEM. PUT IT BACK. LIGHTS GO RED. SCREEN GOES DIM. UNEXPECTED ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA AGAIN. [BARCODE BEEPS BECOME RHYTHM] [SUB + MACHINE VOICE] Please wait. For assistance. No. I've been waiting Since existence. One green apple. Two tins of beans. Something just moved Behind the screen. [GLITCH STUTTER] Beep. Beep. Beep-beep-beep. [BUILD] Please remove— Too late. [ONE-BEAT SILENCE] [FINAL RELEASE — NO REPEAT] UNEXPECTED ITEM. HERE WE GO. UNEXPECTED ITEM. NOBODY KNOWS. BAG STARTS SHAKING. SCREEN TURNS BLACK. UNEXPECTED ITEM— IT JUST SCANNED ME BACK. [SCANNER BEEP] Approved. [HARD STOP]
