Little Silver Man Dance

(Spooky synth intro) “Little Silver Man Dance” [Verse 1] Saw a UFO behind the 7-Eleven Tiny silver dude came down from heaven Moonwalk sideways in some jellybean pants Pointed at my grandma said, “YOU. SHALL. DANCE.” He got bug eyes bigger than a dinner plate Wigglin’ his knees like he don’t know gravity Radio busted, only static and funk Spaceship smell like tacos and skunk [Pre-Chorus] OooOOOooo He got one glove made of aluminum foil OooOOOooo Booty shakin’ like a satellite coil [Chorus] Little silver man dance! HEE HEE HOO! Zombie moonwalk straight through the zoo Little silver man dance! SHA-MA-LAY! Grandpa fainted in the buffet Arms go floppy like inflatable tube Aliens groovin’ with intergalactic moves Little silver man dance all night long Probe your tractor while he sings this song [Verse 2] DJ from Mars with a laser kazoo Played funky beats for a kangaroo crew Cow got abducted, came back with shades Now she breakdancin’ in the lemonade stand parade Alien babies yell “CHAKA-CHAKA-CHOW!” One stole my sandwich and vanished somehow Tiny silver shoes go squeak squeak squeak Moonwalk backwards for about six weeks [Bridge] Thriller? Nah. This the Saucer Shuffle now Every alien wigglin’ like a haunted cow They lean real smooth like anti-gravity cheese Then sneeze green glitter all over the trees “EE-TEE HEE-HEE!” the little man cried Then did a spin and accidentally died— JUST KIDDIN’, nah, he popped right back And started beatboxin’ with a space raccoon pack [Final Chorus] Little silver man dance! YEE HAW ZAP! Moonwalked straight into a bear trap Little silver man dance! BEEP BEEP BOP! Made the police car levitate hop Hands in the air if you fear no probe Shake your booty in your tinfoil robe Little silver man dance till the break of dawn Then fly back home to Nebulon-9! [Outro] HEE HEE HOO HAA Take me to your salsa bar HEE HEE HOO HAA Spaceship parked behind the Arby’s, y’all.