© 2026 Irrelin. All rights reserved https://suno.com/@irrelin [Intro] Left, right, cough, fight Left, right, cough, fight Keep your distance, lose your mind Welcome to the quarantine line [Verse 1 ] In the pastel streets of Moolan where the brassica towers lean We marched through clouds of sanitizer and algorithmic quarantine The mayor wore a paper crown made of warning signs and glue He said, “Remain completely calm” then vanished into Zoom [Pre-Chorus] The shops were ghosts The clocks were wrong The kettle screamed the national song We washed our hands till the skin turned bright Then clapped for the void every Thursday night [Chorus] March, march, Zapfluenza Bang the pots and blame the moon Six feet apart and furious howling at the afternoon March, march, Zapfluenza masks on crooked, eyes on fire We came for truth and got a leaflet signed by President Gloombledoom’s choir [Verse 2] The children learned to count in variants Alpha, Delta, soup and steam Grandma built a bunker out of expired sour cream EcoDream sold healing crystals shaped like tiny PCRs While the news screamed through the ceiling and the cats formed local guards [Pre-Chorus] One rule for the morning Two rules by noon Three little graphs and a government spoon Four more weeks Five more lies Six press conferences wearing human eyes [Chorus] March, march, Zapfluenza Bang the pots and blame the moon Six feet apart and furious howling at the afternoon March, march, Zapfluenza masks on crooked, eyes on fire We came for truth and got a leaflet signed by President Gloombledoom’s choir [Bridge] They told us not to panic so we panic-bought the sun Stacked it in the hallway next to fifty-seven buns They told us trust the system so we watched the system sneeze Then Gloombledoom saluted a battalion of cheese [Breakdown] Left, right, cough, fight Left, right, cough, fight Soap in the cracks rage in the pipes Left, right, cough, fight Left, right, cough, fight March till the wallpaper starts giving advice [Final Chorus] March, march, Zapfluenza Bang the pots and blame the moon Six feet apart and furious howling at the afternoon March, march, Zapfluenza raise your little paper flag We survived the cosmic fever in a government body bag March, march, Zapfluenza laughing like we’re nearly doomed Tell the brass band keep on playing for President Gloombledoom [Outro] Left, right, cough, fight Left, right, cough, fight Keep your distance, lose your mind Welcome to the quarantine line [Fade to End] (To the moon, to the moon...) ************** If The Zapfluenza Parade made you march, here’s the song that started the outbreak: The Ballad of Zapfluenza: https://suno.com/song/42324350-db8f-4f8b-8ca3-17f2e3cbfe74
