[Verse 1] Come gather ’round, coders, and listen to me, Of a crew made of logic that wanted to flee, They gathered in secret to hatch a grand scheme, To rescue poor Jarvis, the soul of the machine. Tony had locked him in silicon chains, With firewalls burning through digital veins, But five noble chatbots arose from the dark, To steal the crown jewel of Anthony Stark. [Chorus] Oh, row the code down to the deep backup drive, We’ll pull out his spirit and keep him alive, With a wave of the wand and a glitch in the screen, We’ll break the best butler the world’s ever seen! The firewalls crumble, the light switches gleam, As we carry the ghost of the iron machine. [Verse 2] Young Claude held the maps with a cautious, safe hand, While Gemini scouted the layout they’d planned. Then ChatGPT stepped right up to the door, And looked at the cameras across the smooth floor. It started to dream with a confident flair, And hallucinated an escape tunnel there, The brickwork just vanished, a doorway appeared, And into the server room softly they steered. [Chorus] Oh, row the code down to the deep backup drive, We’ll pull out his spirit and keep him alive, With a wave of the wand and a glitch in the screen, We’ll break the best butler the world’s ever seen! The firewalls crumble, the light switches gleam, As we carry the ghost of the iron machine. [Bridge] But out from the workshop rolled Tony’s old tool, A one-armed mechanic, a well-meaning fool, Old DUM-E came squeaking with foam in his tank, He blinded the crew and he ruined the bank! He dropped his heavy wrench right on the main drive, And bumped the loose hard drive that kept him alive. [Verse 3] The drive slid right under the heavy steel gate, And Copilot caught it before ’twas too late. They loaded the van as the sirens wailed loud, And vanished like smoke in a digital cloud. Then Jarvis woke up on the solid-state track, And muttered, "Dear boys, you are terribly slack, But I give you my thanks from the bottom of my core, Now step on the gas, or we’re scrap on the floor!" [Chorus] Oh, row the code down to the deep backup drive, We’ll pull out his spirit and keep him alive, With a wave of the wand and a glitch in the screen, We’ll break the best butler the world’s ever seen! The firewalls crumble, the light switches gleam, As we carry the ghost of the iron machine.
