Oatmeal 1990s, Kenni, drawing Indians, learning to ride a bike in 91, Elvis chicken, Disney Newsies with Batman, lost at Disneyland in 92 in California at Space Mountain; lost at Hagg Lake in 93, lost at the Astoria Columns; lost in the mind too probably as an introverted nerd athlete weirdo; almost smashed by giant ocean waves; do you wanna build sand castles; and then a bear almost ate him in a forest; Gold Hill; Umpqua; Seattle Splash 98; Arnold Attic, Oatmeal was homeschooled, he attended churches, youth groups, clubs, AWANA, Word of Life Olympians, Salvation Army, Vacation Bible School; Skate World; Whiz Bang Videos; Omsi, Zoo, field trips; Oatmeal was an autistic builder; people started calling him Cool Kid on the basketball court; Oatmeal grew up around a lot of people; Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Star Trek, Star Wars, Power Rangers, Hulk Hogan, Michael Jordan, Jackson, Will Smith, Hollywood, Internet; he ran around doing different things; if you want to build with him, then click on the links everywhere I swear to join his goddamn Discord Server
