Jesus Saves, But I Withdraw

Verse 1: Lost my job at the sawmill Jesus ain't paid my light bill Bank account's overdrafted Time to get my soul uplifted Verse 2: Grabbed my gun and Sunday hat Jesus fish upon my Pontiac First National's looking rich Time to scratch my holy itch Chorus: "JESUS SAVES, BUT I WITHDRAW!" "Making my own miracle, y'all!" "Loaves and fishes ain't enough" "Need some of that green stuff" Verse 3: Teller said "Sir, take a seat" "I'll stand, this won't take but a beat" "See, the Lord works mysterious ways" "Sometimes through crime, sometimes through praise" Verse 4: Security cam caught my face But they'll never catch God's grace Hit five banks in one week's time Each one a spiritual climb Chorus: "JESUS SAVES, BUT I WITHDRAW!" "Making my own miracle, y'all!" "Loaves and fishes ain't enough" "Need some of that green stuff" Bridge: Sheriff's daddy was a preacher "Boy, you need a better teacher" "Faith ain't meant for earthly gold" "Some lessons can't be bought or sold" Verse 5: Final heist at Paradise Savings Bank manager started praying "Son, put down that gun right now" "Can't stop when I'm on the holy prowl" Verse 6: Bullets flying, sirens wail Jesus couldn't post my bail Bleeding out on marble floor Can't make no withdrawals no more Final Chorus: "JESUS SAVES, BUT I WITHDRAW!" "Breaking every holy law!" "See you all at heaven's gate" "Hope my account's up to date" Outro: Died clutching stolen twenties tight Praying that it'd be alright Jesus saves the righteous poor But I made one withdrawal too more