Oven Ocelot (Cover. Original Song by SwedishPish)

Original song: https://suno.com/s/P7g2feConbv9zztc =================================== [Intro] Oh! What’s that scratching in my range? (Hiss hiss hiss!) Tiny paws in the gas exchange… Oven door rattles is it hunger or plot? I’m not baking bread it’s an ocelot! [Verse 1] Curls in the burner, striped tail in the pan, Purring in the pilot light, scheming like a man. Got whiskers in the muffin tin, claws on the grate, Every time I preheat, it’s already too late. “This is unsanitary…” [Pre-Chorus] Staring at me through the stovetop glass, Spots on his coat like stained-glass mass. Is he my pet or is he my curse? (Let’s open the oven what could be worse?) [Chorus] Oven Ocelot! (What you cooking?!) Oven Ocelot! (Why you looking?!) Oven Ocelot! (Get out my pie!) He’s clawing at cookies, and I don’t know why! “I said leave the soufflé alone!!” [Verse 2] Chewing the wires, licking up the grease, Hiding in the broiler like a jungle beast. He naps in the skillet, he steals all the rolls, Burns his little paw pads, yet still he patrols! “Survey says: rabid kitty.” [Pre-Chorus] Eyes like lanterns, tail like a whip, Jumping from the stovetop, burning his hip. Try to evict him, but he won’t budge (Soon the lasagna will carry a grudge!) [Chorus] Oven Ocelot! (Stole the dinner!) Oven Ocelot! (Growing thinner!) Oven Ocelot! (Living rent-free!) You can’t bake brownies when he's in heat! “He ate the parchment paper too!” [Bridge] He licks the butter… (mmm) He eats the crust… (eww) He sleeps where my grandma’s meatloaf used to rust. And though he claws me, though he bites… I keep that oven door locked tight! [Final Chorus] Oven Ocelot! (Burnt lasagna!) Oven Ocelot! (Hot piranha!) Oven Ocelot! (Stay in your den!) If I preheat to 400, I won’t see you again! “I said STAY OUT OF THE CASSEROLE!!” [Outro] “…Who the hell puts an ocelot in an oven, anyway?”