[Slow violin, overly dramatic, like a French soap opera] [French Woman, sung in French, grandiose and theatrical] Je m’efface dans la brume… oh-la… je m’efface dans la brume… ! (Translation: I’m fading into the mist… oh-la… I’m fading into the mist… !) [Tempo shift, bouncy and confused] [Verse 1: Rap Man, bewildered and dramatic] Yo, it’s time for me to be real… I’m a burden on folks ‘cause I just can’t deal… With this French lady’s vibe, it’s a lyrical crime! I’m up, then I’m down, losin’ track of the rhyme! I panic ‘cause she’s manic, her voice like a spell, Every time she sings, I’m dodgin’ death’s bell! She’s croonin’ in French, I’m sinkin’ like the Titanic, Girl, what’s with the vibes? You’re makin’ me frantic! [Emotional tempo shift, lush and operatic] [Bridge: French Woman, sultry and over-the-top] Oh, mon esprit, qu’il soit calme comme la mer, Je suis lasse de vivre dans ce conte d’hier ! (Translation: Oh, my mind, may it be calm like the sea, I’m tired of living in this tale of yesterday!) [Chorus] [French Woman, soaring and dramatic] Je m’efface dans la brume… oh-la… je m’efface dans la brume… ! [Rap Man, aggressively panicking, comedic] Yo, what you SAYIN’? I’m not survivin’ this! Your French got me shook, like I’m fallin’ in a abyss! [French Woman] Je m’efface… oh-la… je m’efface… ! [Rap Man, muttering] I don’t get it, but I’m fadin’ too… oh-nooo… [Heavy tempo shift, chaotic and upbeat] [Verse 2: Rap Man, increasingly unhinged] Aight, time to break the seal… I’m a burden on folks ‘cause this French is too real! Her words hit my brain like a baguette to the dome, I’m up, then I’m down, yo, I’m far from my home! This static’s emphatic, her voice is a maze, I’m lockin’ my sanity in a attic for days! Every time she sings, I’m one verse from the grave, Girl, toss me a phrase that my brain can save! [Emotional tempo shift, lush and cinematic] [Bridge: French Woman, even more theatrical] Oh, mon esprit, qu’il soit calme comme la mer, Je suis lasse de vivre dans ce conte d’hier ! [Chorus] [French Woman, triumphant] Je m’efface dans la brume… oh-la… je m’efface dans la brume… ! [Rap Man, comically desperate] I ain’t survivin’ this! Her voice is a hex! I’m dodgin’ death’s grip, yo, what’s comin’ next? [French Woman] Je m’efface… oh-la… je m’efface… ! [Rap Man, exasperated] I’m fadin’ ‘cause I don’t know what you mean… oh-nooo… [Violin & cello instrumental, now sounds like a quirky French café tune] [Tempo shift, chaotic and dramatic] [French Woman, belting with flair] Ahhhh-ohhhh ! Oh-la, oh-ah-woh ! [Rap Man, aggressively overreacting] I’m crushed by this French! It’s a lyrical weight! I’m losin’ all hope, yo, I sealed my fate! [Emotional tempo shift, lush and dreamy] [Bridge: French Woman, diva mode] Oh, mon esprit, qu’il soit calme comme la mer, Je suis lasse de vivre dans ce conte d’hier ! [Chorus] [French Woman, soaring to the heavens] Je m’efface dans la brume… oh-la… je m’efface dans la brume… ! [Rap Man ] I’m DONE, I can’t take it, I’m not survivin’ this! Your French is a storm, I’m lost in the mist! [French Woman, down to earth] I’m fadin’, but your vibe’s kinda lit… oh-yeahhh… [Rap man, uplifted and happy] Finally you said something I understand, give me your number and take my hand [French woman, soaring to the heavens] No thanks, you are not my type but your confusion and pain brightened my mood. Carry my burden, thank you. [Rap man, lost and confused] Yo! What just happened? I am fading away! So lost, so confused. [Emotional violin outro]
