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I Sneeze Like a Bitch!

[start] [fade in] [Intro / Ad-libs] “Yeah, Barbie with the tissues!” “Always come with issues!” [Verse 1] Step in the club, nose red like a cherry Mascara runnin’, Benadryl I carry DJ drop the beat, I’m blowin’ through Kleenex Allergic to the strobe lights, messin’ up my reflex Hay fever, pollen, fresh cut grass, Doc said chill but I’m still shakin’ that ass Bottle of Allegra, purse lookin’ rich, But everywhere I go — I sneeze like a — Bitch! [Chorus / Hook] Sneeze sneeze like a bitch! I sneeze like a bitch! Everywhere I go — I sneeze like a— Bitch! [instrumental 4 bars] I sneeze like a bitch! Sneeze sneeze like a bitch! I sneeze like a bitch! Everywhere I go — I sneeze like a — Bitch! [Verse 2] Beach day ruined, seaweed got me wheezin’ Lil’ homie lit a candle — throat start freezin’ Food court deadly at the taste of Taipei Shellfish, dairy, gluten, better stay away! Life of an allergy, horror-flick glitch Still on the beat tho — I sneeze like a — Bitch! [Chorus / Hook] Sneeze sneeze like a bitch! I sneeze like a bitch! Everywhere I go — I sneeze like a — Bitch! [instrumental 4 bars] I sneeze like a bitch! Sneeze sneeze like a bitch! I sneeze like a bitch! Everywhere I go — I sneeze like a — Bitch! [Bridge / Rap Flex] Allergy queen, histamine dream, Nose stuffed up, can’t hear my theme Shots in my arm like I’m born in the street Still that Barbie with the sick-beat heat Achoo choo choo like a train on the track! Designer face mask, still stuntin’ in black Doctor, doctor, can’t fix this itch Everywhere I go — I sneeze like a — Bitch! [Final Chorus + Outro] Sneeze sneeze like a bitch! I sneeze like a bitch! Everywhere I go — I sneeze like a — Bitch! [instrumental 4 bars] I sneeze like a bitch! Sneeze sneeze like a bitch! I sneeze like a bitch! Everywhere I go — I sneeze like a — Bitch! [fade out] [end]