[Verse 1] Dear Dad, Nice to hear from you again It's been a while. How's things at home Hope your doing OK? Heard your gettin' married again That's great Good for you I wish you the best Mum's doin' fine She's the same as always You know how she is Just chillin' with the dogs. [Break] [Verse 2] Hey Dad, thought I'd see how you're doin' It's been a while Don't worry, the other two are fine Yeah, bro's workin' and sis passed her test both are doin' ok. Nothin' new here I'm doin' fine too by the way thanks for askin' Oh, you gotta go? Alright Dad, Don't forget we're here. [Break] [Verse 3] HEY! FUCKIN' OLD MAN! How are you? you know what? I don't care. You never ask about us only talk about your own shit You never ask about us, you never reach out I'm fine THANKS FOR ASKIN'! I FUCKIN' love bein' miserable, It's the fuckin' best. Remember when you walked out, for the hundredth time left us alone without so much as goodbye WELL I DO! Did you even stop To think about what you did? What kind of mind you left me with? You know what it means to watch ya momma cry? too young to even understand why? WELL I DO! My head could be broke Dunno what it is ADHD or the tism OR MAYBE I'M JUST FUCKIN' INSANE! I dunno, do you care? Course you'd say you do But nobody believes you. [Break] [Verse 4] OI PRICK! You remember when you hit us? WELL I DO! Not 'cos we did much, you just flipped a switch sometimes and struck out in rage poked a hole in my chest and hollowed out my soul THANKS FOR THAT BY THE WAY! I took up a new hobby I stabbed a pen in my eye Just to see if it hurt Turns out it still does I thought you stole that from me too I bought a rope Tied it on my door slung it round my neck stood up on the chair DO YOU EVEN CARE?! Course you don't You don't care about nobody but you I wouldn't do it I'm not a coward like you plus Mom needs someone around Since you were too selfish to stay WAS IT WORTH IT?! To abandon what you made and walked away just to get a lay WAS IT FUCKIN' WORTH IT!? [Outro] Well, nice to talk to you again Be a stranger please Lots of Love Your son Remember me?