What does it have to do with D&D?

Your taxes are going up Your cat just got hit by a truck your dog's anal gland blew up Your house just caught fire You hate your job With a burning desire But there is one fucking question I must ask I will put you to the task [chorus] What the fuck does it have to do with Dungeons and Dragons? Your problems mean nothing to me? What the fuck does it have to do with Dungeons and Dragons? Just roll a twenty sided dice and see [verse1] global warming People starving Terrorists killing There is a hurricane coming tornado is on its way Your coming out of the closet and you're gay [chorus] What the fuck does it have to do with Dungeons and Dragons? Your problems mean nothing to me? What the fuck does it have to do with Dungeons and Dragons? Just roll a twenty sided dice and see [bridge] what the actual fuck tidal waves and earthquakes forest fires TV liars Politicians full of shit. The extended warranty on your twenty sided dice your little baby now has lice [chorus] What the fuck does it have to do with Dungeons and Dragons? Your problems mean nothing to me? What the fuck does it have to do with Dungeons and Dragons? Just roll a twenty sided dice and see [verse] Calling me in the middle of night You and your stupid lover are in a fight You just broke down on Interstate 4 I could not care any more [chorus] What the fuck does it have to do with Dungeons and Dragons? Your problems mean nothing to me? What the fuck does it have to do with Dungeons and Dragons? Just roll a twenty sided dice and see