Vicious II

I got my leather, got my chains
 Spiked-up boots and bloodstained brains Lookin’ mean, tryin’ to bite But I hug my enemies at night 
I sneer, I spit, I curse, I shout
 But then I help an old man out
 Kick the door, yeah, I break in
 Just to feed your stupid kitten Vicious, vicious, I wanna be vicious
 But I say "please" and do the dishes
 Vicious, vicious, I wanna be cruel
 But I end up fixing your carpool Shaved my head, got a tattoo Says “No Remorse” with a flower too
 Tried to smash a TV screen
 But I wiped it first, kept it clean 
I drink my beer, I slam it down Then tip the waiter, talk of town
 Wrote some insults, set 'em free
 But they all came back to me Vicious, vicious, I wanna be vicious 
But I say "sorry" when I'm suspicious Vicious, vicious, I wanna be tough But I bake cookies, ain't that enough? Tried to start a riot
 But they formed a choir
 Tried to burn it down But they passed marshmallows 'round 
Vicious, vicious, I wanna be vicious
 But I pet dogs and grant their wishes Vicious, vicious, I wanna be mean
 But I rescue bugs, yeah, I keep 'em clean Vicious, vicious, I wanna be vicious
 But my life's too damn delicious
 Vicious, vicious, I wanna be bad
 But I call my mom and she’s so glad Vicious, vicious, I wanna be cruel
 But I help lost kids get back to school Vicious, vicious, I wanna be wild
 But I tuck myself in like a sleepy child I'm the baddest softie in this town
 Fear my kindness, I’ll hug you down!