HIPPO AT THE DISCO [Intro – Deep Bass, Riddim Building, Airhorn] Heidi-Heidi-ho-ho! Heidi-Heidi-ho-ho! Who dat coming through the door? Clear some space pon the floor! Pull up! [Verse 1 – Playful Male Deejay, Bouncy Delivery] Big grey hippo in a tuxedo, Slip through the gate, moving incognito. Door man seh, “Hard to miss, bro!” “Give me the mic, hear the sick flow!” Tiny hat and a bright bandana, Fresh off the plane, straight from Havana. Selector drop the beat for the intro, Hippo bawl, “Now let it rip, bro!” [Chorus – Melodic Lead, Crowd Responses] Heidi-Heidi-ho-ho! Mi a hippo at the disco! Slip low to the flow, Throw me all that crypto! Heidi-Heidi-ho-ho! Watch mi hips go, hips go! Tiptaptoe into the limbo, Make some room and let it rip, bro! [Post-Chorus – Vocal Stutters, Heavy Bass] Heidi-Heidi, Heidi-Heidi, ho-ho! Hi-hi-hippo at the di-di-disco! Heidi-Heidi, Heidi-Heidi, ho-ho! How low can a hippo go? [Verse 2 – Tight Rhythmic Delivery, Sparse Riddim] Fox by the bar seh, “Buy crypto!” Hippo seh, “Mi like get rich slow.” “Double your money before tomorrow!” “Last time, a my cash you borrow!” Then that fox grabs the tip jar, Little klepto never gets very far. Hippo blocks him with one big toe, “Tip the selector before you go!” [Chorus – Group Responses, Airhorn Accent] Heidi-Heidi-ho-ho! Mi a hippo at the disco! Slip low to the flow, Throw me all that crypto! Heidi-Heidi-ho-ho! Watch mi hips go, hips go! Tiptaptoe into the limbo, Make some room and let it rip, bro! [Post-Chorus – Repeating Melodic Hook] Heidi-Heidi, Heidi-Heidi, ho-ho! Hi-hi-hippo at the di-di-disco! Heidi-Heidi, Heidi-Heidi, ho-ho! How low can a hippo go? [Break – Bass and Drums, Deejay Call and Response] Can him wine? Watch those hips! Can him step? Watch him dip! Can him limbo? We don’t know! Lift that stick— Here comes the hippo! Heidi-Heidi-ho-ho! Everybody dip down low! [Verse 3 – Faster Deejay Flow, Snare Fills] Snack bowl balanced pon him elbow, One sharp turn—there the chips go! Plantain flying over the front row, Still him dancing with a sick flow. Slides beneath the stick on his back, Gets halfway through, then hears a crack. Looks up grinning from down below, “Who put that chair in mi stage show?” [Bridge – Stripped Riddim, Warm Melodic Vocal] Too many nights standing by the wall, Watching everybody else have a ball. Tonight mi put on dancing shoes, Step in the place with nothing to lose. You bring your moves, mi bring mine, Meet in the middle, right on time. When that bass hits, let it show, Big belly moving, watch mi go! [Instrumental Break – Sub-Bass, Synth Plucks, Offbeat Guitar] [Deejay Shout] Selector, wheel it back! [Brief Stop – Riddim Restarts] Heidi-Heidi-ho-ho! Watch mi hips go, hips go! Heidi-Heidi-ho-ho! Come on, let it rip, bro! [Final Chorus – Heavy Riddim, Layered Crowd Vocals] Heidi-Heidi-ho-ho! Mi a hippo at the disco! Slip low to the flow, Throw me all that crypto! Heidi-Heidi-ho-ho! Watch mi hips go, hips go! Tiptaptoe into the limbo, Make some room and let it rip, bro! [Post-Chorus – Extended Dance Hook, Ad-Libs] Heidi-Heidi, Heidi-Heidi, ho-ho! Hi-hi-hippo at the di-di-disco! Heidi-Heidi, Heidi-Heidi, ho-ho! How low can a hippo go? Heidi-Heidi, Heidi-Heidi, ho-ho! Front row, back row, watch those hips go! Heidi-Heidi, Heidi-Heidi, ho-ho! Everybody do the hippo! [Outro – Riddim Cuts, Spoken Exchange] Boss, yuh mash up the table. Wasn’t me. Ask the fox. [Final Group Vocal Hit] Heidi-Heidi-HO-HO!
