[Verse 1] Wake up the toys, the gang's all here Cowboy Curtis with his gear Miss Yvonne’s got her glam on lock Globey’s spinning while the Chairy rocks Magic Screen says "Let’s go play!" Jambi grants a wish today Conky's got the word of the hour — Scream real loud, feel that power! [Pre-Chorus] Colors flashin’, lights go wild Talkin’ couches, dancin’ tiles Funky, freaky, fabulous This playhouse life is scandalous! [Chorus] P-P-Pee-wee's Playhouse, let it spin! Zip-zap zoom, now let’s begin Word of the day — SCREAM and shout! (AAAAAAAAHH!!) — that’s what it’s all about! Sped-up world, can't slow me down Cartoon crown of a crazy town Jump, jive, spin, no rules allowed Pee-wee's Playhouse, we're gettin' loud! [Verse 2] Pterri flies above the scene Penny's head in stop-motion dreams Fish in the tank got something to say (“Yo Pee-wee, how was your day?”) Secret word makes the world go boom Catchin’ vibes in the colorful room It’s make-believe but it feels so right We party hard in Day-Glo light! [Breakdown – Spoken, fast, Pee-wee style:] “Did somebody say... PARTY?!” [Bridge – Hyperspeed Vocals] We’re dancin’ with the mailman Spinnin’ like a ceiling fan Everything’s alive in here Even the chandelier! [Final Chorus] P-P-Pee-wee's Playhouse, let it spin! Zip-zap zoom, now let’s begin Word of the day — SCREAM and shout! (AAAAAAAAHH!!) — let your weirdness out! No goodbyes, just one more round Laugh track love in a puppet town Sing it fast, sing it proud — Pee-wee's Playhouse, we're gettin' loud! [Outro – Laugh Sample + Glitchy Fade Out:] “Haha! See ya next time!” [glitched-out scream trail: "AAAAHHhh—hh—h—h— sparkle sound"]
