[Intro] [Fast rhythmic tap dancing solo, click-clack shoes on hardwood, comedic bassoon line] [Verse 1] Eight silk legs and a top hat shine Step to the left, stay on the line! Other Bugs crawl, but I got flair Thread-net spinning in the mid-night air! Watch the pivot, watch the heel Spider silk with a velvet feel! [Chorus] (Shuffle, ball-change, tap, tap, tap!) Spidops dance to a silk-spun beat! Eight big shoes on my web-slung feet! Trap 'em in a net with a tippy-tap-toe Funniest Bug in the whole showdown show! (Tap-tap-clack! Spidops attack!) [Verse 2] Strikethru stance, got my silk threads tied Sticky trap laid where the big ones hide! Spidops strut with a theatrical grin Watch the little spider take a massive win! Shuffle to the front, slide to the back Click-clack-patter on a sticky thread track! [Chorus] (Shuffle, ball-change, tap, tap, tap!) Spidops dance to a silk-spun beat! Eight big shoes on my web-slung feet! Trap 'em in a net with a tippy-tap-toe Funniest Bug in the whole showdown show! (Tap-tap-clack! Spidops attack!) [Bridge] [Fast furious tap dance break with ragtime piano accents and kazoo fills] Left leg, right leg, third leg, four! Fifth leg, sixth leg, tapping on the floor! Seventh and the eighth doing rapid double-time! Catching every rival in a thread of prime rhyme! [Chorus] (Shuffle, ball-change, tap, tap, tap!) Spidops dance to a silk-spun beat! Eight big shoes on my web-slung feet! Trap 'em in a net with a tippy-tap-toe Funniest Bug in the whole showdown show! (Tap-tap-clack! Spidops attack!) [Outro] Final big finish! Double shuffle, heel drop, grand bow! [Vocal gasp] "Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all evening!" [Final sharp tap shoe strike]
