God Bless Me

[Verse] Got an undeserving life Hittin’ lemons like the kid’s Lombardi I set sail inside a Jesus skiff I sin a ton then kick some bottles of Bacardi [Chorus] And when they’re dry when they scream “no more” That’s when I scream “God bless me” When he slams a door and even two or three That’s when I scream “God bless me” [Verse] Got an underserving wife How lumps of coal still turn to purest angel It doesn’t happen every single day But when I do then I will do my best to prove I’m able [Chorus] If we agree to disagree That’s when I scream “God bless me” When a picture’s wrong there but right for me That’s when I scream “God bless me” [Interlude] God bless me Lord help me [Verse] How I hold a job to buy Enough indulgences to get by Then get high Then hit the ferry I melt at the words she said [Chorus] Plumbing’s poor Laundry’s all off-white That’s when I scream “God bless me” Living in a pigsty still I cry Still I scream “God bless me”