[Intro] (Telecaster Twang… Honky Tonk Piano… Steel Guitar… Crowd-Free Studio Intro) Everybody ‘round here knows Angie… If you don’t… You will! ⸻ [Verse 1] She’s slingin’ cold beers down at Hog Wild Two, Knows what you’re drinkin’ ‘fore you’re askin’ her to. That’s where she caught the eye of a good ol’ country man, Ten years later… still holdin’ his hand. Her mama’s her sidekick, thick as thieves they’ll be, Her big brother’s still givin’ her the third degree. He grins, she rolls her eyes, says, “Boy, give it a rest!” Then laughs ’cause deep down… she loves him the best. ⸻ [Pre-Chorus] She works all night… She wakes up at dawn… Runs on coffee… And stubborn from the start. ⸻ [Chorus] Bartender By Night, Ball Mom By Day, If one of them boys gets a hit, Lord, you’ll hear her three counties away! She’s louder than the umpire, louder than the PA, Half the crowd starts cheerin’ just because Angie did today! She’s the queen of crazy, but everybody agrees… Life’s a whole lot better with Angie bein’ Angie! ⸻ [Verse 2] Friday night closes… she’s had one too many, Now she’s tellin’ strangers, “Girl, you’re prettier than any!” Bathroom best friends after only two songs, Cryin’ over spilled fries like the whole world’s gone wrong. Comes home laughin’, kicks her blue jeans to the floor, Boot lands in the kitchen, sock’s hangin’ on the door. Morning rolls around, she’s huntin’ for her keys, Finds ’em in the freezer right beside the peas! ⸻ [Chorus] Bartender By Night, Ball Mom By Day, If one of them boys gets a hit, Lord, you’ll hear her three counties away! She’s louder than the umpire, louder than the PA, Half the crowd starts cheerin’ just because Angie did today! She’s the queen of crazy, but everybody agrees… Life’s a whole lot better with Angie bein’ Angie! ⸻ [Bridge] She’ll order twenty tacos… Eat about three… Swear she bought nothin’… “That wasn’t me!” Her phone says different… Pictures don’t lie… Forty blurry selfies… And somebody’s garden gnome says “Hi!” ⸻ [Final Chorus] Bartender By Night, Ball Mom By Day, She’s the loudest cheer you’ll hear at any baseball game they play! She’s got a heart of gold and a laugh that’s wild and free, The kind of woman every hometown hopes they’ll get to see. She loves her family bigger than this whole county can say… Here’s to Angie… Wouldn’t have her any other way! ⸻ [Outro] (Steel Guitar… Honky Tonk Piano… Telecaster Fades) So if you’re ever passin’ through… And Hog Wild Two’s got the lights turned on… Pull up a stool… Tip your bartender… And if you hear somebody hollerin’ clear across the parking lot… Don’t worry… That’s just Angie.
