[Verse 1] [rhythmic male rap vocals] An R&B chorus Yeah you could say we're proud of these awkward little hangers Run it back make sure the DJ plays some of my bangers We won't stop partying till we cant count the right amount of fingers Can't wait for the debate if this song is a minor or a major Life be grateful I even consider you a player Letting you sample my music would be me doing you a favor I get paid either way cut the check my wife's about to go back into labor Any day uh I make the cutest babies people ever seen Nod your heads up and down like you know what I mean I got redheads blondes and brunettes it's all the same uh There's no threat they all got that cheesy two dimple smile From whence they came uh I'm so proud of them they carry the load of my name Hmm yeah [Verse 2] TikTok said I'm neurodivergent uh Hope that it's not urgent I used to have a superpower where I could dance and boogie like Happy Feet uh yeah hmm As an adult I found I could listen to the same song all day on repeat uh-huh uh-huh Now I just chill and fly high without the need for a surgeon We walk a flock of flame cakewalking like a flock of sturgeons Did you see that meme with the crab holding the knife in its claw Yeah that's my spirit animal so you know I'm cold-blooded if I ain't no mammal Uh I drop uh-huh I must be getting smarter because the lines are getting longer After this stanza I probably shouldn't go any farther Doom doom but you know what happens when the low beat drops And we go why do I have to try and metaphor fourth wall break every aspect of my creative life Yeah like no one asked for an introspective conversation at the end of the song But we keep rolling along uh I told you silly voice stay out of my life it's my time to shine If I just listen to what Ren said I'll be fine I got it guys no seriously I think I figured it out I finally think I have something I can talk about Yeah whatever dude we've heard it all before You broke the fourth wall and you're coming back for more You always have some new musical industry itch to scratch But all you ever do is add a hip hop boom bap Or do with that we want something new and interesting Is this thing on I'm testing hi yeah I have something to say This music is great it brightens up my day But lately the music seems to be sounding kind of sad Um and what makes it worse is the videography and marketing is really bad Like no one even hears or sees this guy when he's channeling an AI digital mood Like does he even have a vibe is he always in a mood He seems kind of rude is he gay Did he grow up saying boob tube or watching the tube The world's going to want to know Oh wait one more thing before you go Can you pick up some milk Um you're my therapist get your own milk Oh right [Verse 3] This is the part where we start reminiscing about all the songs that we grew up with That had lyrics referring to other musical bands Gym Class Heroes and Weezer those are the ones we know on demand Yeah we got stands in the stands instead we are going to reference all the great jams Just best from our own hands yeah uh We got songs about bangers mermaids and fans We've got some about strangers and making new friends We've got songs about lovers and escaping by the fires We've got songs about God and songs about weed We've got songs about frustrations and doing our first time stream Yeah at the uh-huh Wait what At the end of the day we've got everything you need Because the beats don't stop they run around the clock And if you're vibing with what we preach then how you doing what's up doc I'm Fox uh getting classical not radical but staying pretty magical We chilling it's a sandy theme but not beach more really hot you know what I mean We're in the desert scene uh basking in the sun But like there's bombs and planes and soldiers and we are on the run Keep your feet up soldier keep your head up too But keep your shoulders low and drop it back new Because there ain't no shade for us when we ain't got no rain Yeah we freestyling in between the verses like it's the same Yeah waiting for the beat to drop so we can get back into the pocket uh here we go Getting drafted in my thirties was never on my 2026 bingo card yeah But if the call comes in for duty to a super king I will carry on and stay hard till I get my ring You know you gotta stay firm when you're sleeping on a king But for tonight at least I'll snuggle my queen hold them tight You can't hear them when they leave I'll be faithful no matter what Always stay clean know what I mean
