[Intro] Whoa-oh-oh! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! [Verse 1] Picked you up at eight, thought I’d look real slick, Forgot my wallet—man, I’m such a prick. At the restaurant, chaos hit the floor, Waiter slipped on soup and flew right out the door. The kitchen caught fire, a rat was cook. [Pre-Chorus] What's going on—,? Did we do something wrong—,? Oh no—, I think it got worst! [Chorus] This is the worst date—EVER! The world’s against us, but we’re still together. Godzilla stomps and vampires bite, But baby, you still look cute tonight. [Verse 2] I gave you flowers, thought I’d make you smile, Turns out you’re allergic—you sneezed for a mile! You gave me chocolates, so sweet, so kind, But I’m diabetic—guess love makes me blind. [Chorus] This is the worst date—EVER! Disasters keep coming, but we’re still together. Park bench broke and clowns took flight, Even Batman said, “Bro, not your night.” [Bridge – Shouted] Meteor strike in the parking lot! Aliens probed us—no consent, just “what?!” Tried to kiss you but I slipped on grease, Hit my head and saw Jesus eating cheese! [Final Chorus] This is the worst date—EVER! A comedy-tragedy, but it’s whatever. If we survived tonight’s insane parade, Then maybe true love’s already made. [Outro] Whoa-oh-oh! Worst! Date! Ever! Can’t wait for date number two… (please bring an EpiPen).
