The problem with bein’ a guru Isn’t all the fru fru Or even all the pompidou No, it’s that at the end of the day You’re still just you The issue with bein’ a cult leader Isn’t bein’ a loosh feeder Or even a bad deeder No, it’s that when all’s said and done You’re still just a bleeder The trouble with bein’ a conspiracy theorist Isn’t your issues with mommie dearest Or fetishizin’ only the weirdest No, it’s that when you look in the mirror You’re still just the queerest The big joke about bein’ yourself Isn’t somethin’ you can buy off the shelf Or a thing you get from Santa’s elf No, it’s just that when you meet your shadow You’re scared to death of yourself Of yourself The problem with bein’ a guru Isn’t all the fru fru Or even all the pompidou No, it’s that at the end of the day You’re still just you The issue with bein’ a cult leader Isn’t bein’ a loosh feeder Or even a bad deeder No, it’s that when all’s said and done You’re still just a bleeder The trouble with bein’ a conspiracy theorist Isn’t your issues with mommie dearest Or fetishizin’ only the weirdest No, it’s that when you look in the mirror You’re still just the queerest The big joke about bein’ yourself Isn’t somethin’ you can buy off the shelf Or a thing you get from Santa’s elf No, it's that when you meet your shadow You’re just scared to death of yourself Of yourself Of yourself Copyright © DreamScroller. All rights reserved.