[Verse 1] I had a stall at Saturday market Cold wind was coming through I texted my brother at the farm Bring that old brown coat with you My phone changed coat into goat I never checked the line Ben read it twice and grinned so wide He had a plan by nine [Pre-Chorus] I saw his truck pull up at noon And something small was walking, too [Chorus] Autocorrect brought me a goat I only asked for my old coat One wrong letter on my phone Put four new feet beside my own She posed beside my handmade soap Like she's the boss; I held the rope Autocorrect brought me a goat My brother won't let that one go [Verse 2] Ben reached the market just past noon With Juniper upon a lead My coat was folded on his arm He knew the coat was all I'd need He kept her by the grassy fence A neighbor came to say hello By two he'd taken her back home I wore my coat and watched them go [Chorus] Autocorrect brought me a goat I only asked for my old coat One wrong letter on my phone Put four new feet beside my own She posed beside my handmade soap Like she's the boss; I held the rope Autocorrect brought me a goat My brother won't let that one go [Instrumental - banjo and fiddle, eight bars] [Bridge] Juniper went back home by two My coat stayed wrapped around my back I checked my next text twice before I asked my brother for a hat [Final Chorus] Autocorrect brought me a goat I only asked for my old coat One wrong letter on my phone Put four new feet beside my own She posed beside my handmade soap Like she's the boss; I held the rope Autocorrect brought me a goat My brother won't let that one go [Outro] Ben sent a picture the next day Our guest of honor chewing hay.
