A Perfect Plan (Metal-Mom's Song)

[Verse 1] Metal Mom! Don't worry! I know exactly What we're doing today! We're getting cookies! That's the mission! Easy mission! Best mission! I got a list! A very important list! A super important list! The most important list! One for Ommy! One for Ina! One for Rucika! See? I planned everything! [Pre-Chorus] I am smart! Very smart! I am basically A cookie expert! Nothing can go wrong! Nothing at all! ... Oh. A balloon. [Hook] This is easy! Super easy! Nothing can go wrong today! I know exactly What I'm doing! Everything's okay! Look at me! Look at this! I'm a genius! I'm a pro! I got a plan! A perfect plan! ... Wait. Where did Ommy go? [Verse 2] Okay okay! Back to business! Cookie business! Very serious business! One for Ommy! One for Ina! One for Rucika! Still doing great! Then I saw A puppy dancing. At least I think It was dancing. Maybe walking. Maybe both. I don't know. But it was amazing. [Pre-Chorus] Stay focused! Stay focused! Stay focused! Stay focused! ... Hi puppy. [Hook] This is easy! Super easy! Nothing can go wrong today! I know exactly What I'm doing! Everything's okay! Look at me! Look at this! I'm a genius! I'm a pro! I got a plan! A perfect plan! ... Wait. Why am I over here? [Verse 3] Found the cookies! Mission complete! Mission complete! Mission complete! Metal Mom! We did it! We actually did it! Everybody wins! One for Ommy! One for Ina! One for Rucika! One for me! One more for me! A backup cookie. A spare cookie. An emergency cookie. A super emergency cookie. Those are important. [Bridge] Let's count! One... Two... Three... Four... Five... Six... Seven... Eight... Hmm. Maybe I need Another emergency cookie. Just in case. [Breakdown] Metal Mom says "That's a lot of cookies." No it's not. These are Important cookies. Responsible cookies. Professional cookies. Very official cookies. [Final Hook] This is easy! Super easy! Everything worked out today! I knew exactly What I was doing! Just like I said! Look at me! Look at this! The plan was perfect! The plan was great! The plan was— ... Wait. [Outro] Metal Mom... We have a problem. A very big problem. Ommy's cookie? Gone. Ina's cookie? Gone. Rucika's cookie? Gone. That's weird. That's really weird. I checked the bag. I checked the box. I checked everywhere. Somebody ate them. This is serious. Very serious. ... Do you think It was me? ... No. Couldn't be. ... Wait. Chocolate on my shirt. Cookie crumbs On my face. ... Oh. ... Can we buy more?