Today is my birthday Another one gone Another day older From where I begun A cake in the making And presents there too A toast to the future And a happy birthday to you And its happy birthday to me Let’s all sing out of tune A trip round the sun done Yet no trip to the moon It’s a happy happy Please don’t hesitate I’ll be here checking My expiry date! It’s my happy birthday I get texts from my friends What is so joyous When wearing depends I once partied often And even most of the time Better wrap up this gig I’m asleep before nine! And its happy birthday to me Let’s all sing out of tune A trip round the sun done Yet no trip to the moon It’s a happy happy Please don’t hesitate I’ll be here checking My expiry date! Some say I’m grumpy Well how do you do? It’s the bonus of aging When I’m saying fuck you! The looks on their faces Means my job is done Happy birthday to me And I hope you had fun! And its happy birthday to me Let’s all sing out of tune A trip round the sun done Yet no trip to the moon It’s a happy happy Please don’t hesitate I’ll be here checking My expiry date!
