[Intro] HAHAHAHA! I'm the one who crawls under your bed, I'm the one who feasts when you dread. Let me taste some lovely blood, This is my world! Welcome, flood! Here I am, alive at last, In my web, your fate is cast! [instrumental] [Verse 1] Let’s see what we have here—rich on blood, rich on flesh, Take a nip, take a snip—your skin's so fresh! My eyes, they glow, they can’t get enough, Speaking of eyes, the suspect wakes up. His eyeballs widen, just like meeeee! So I smile wide—he starts to screeeeeam! [Pre-Chorus] ("THERES A SPIDER THAT BIT MY NECK!") He shouts with no respect. ("I WON'T FEAR MONSTERS LIKE YOU!") But his shaking proves it’s true! [Chorus] I’M THE VAMPIRE SPIDER! I’M THE VAMPIRE SPIDER! With eight sharp legs and eight wild eyes, My fangs will bring your demise! I’M THE VAMPIRE SPIDER! I’M THE VAMPIRE SPIDER! Scream my name too loud, beware, I'll feast on your spouse if you dare! [Verse 2] My power grows, just wait and see, I can grow as big as I want to be! Look at me now, towering high— ("WAIT, YOU CAN TALK?!") comes his cry. Exactly right! What do you see? Tell me, mortal, what’s your plea? [Chorus] I’M THE VAMPIRE SPIDER! I’M THE VAMPIRE SPIDER! With eight sharp legs and eight wild eyes, My fangs will bring your demise! I’M THE VAMPIRE SPIDER! I’M THE VAMPIRE SPIDER! Scream my name too loud, beware, I'll feast on your spouse if you dare! [Instrumental] [Bridge] Lay down now, hush, don't fight, I’ll bite again before the night. ("NO, YOU'LL EAT ME ALIVE!") he screams, ("THIS MUST BE A NIGHTMARE PLS WAKE UP FROM THIS DREAM!") HAHAHA! You think you're dreaming still? Let me show you, feel my thrill! The sting of my bite shoots through your knees, Oh, how I love these terrified pleas! [Instrumental] [brake] [Chorus] I’M THE VAMPIRE SPIDER! I’M THE VAMPIRE SPIDER! With eight sharp legs and eight wild eyes, My fangs will bring your demise! I’M THE VAMPIRE SPIDER! I’M THE VAMPIRE SPIDER! Scream my name too loud, beware, I'll feast on your spouse if you dare! [Verse 3] The blood, it flows across the floor, That bittersweet taste—I want more! Crunching bones, the sound so sweet, Your agony makes the meal complete. He screams again, louder, still— You know what that means? Another thrill! [Outro] Look! The door creaks open wide, More of your family steps inside. Oh, it’s time—my dinner’s begun! Let me squeeze more, let's have some fun! I’M THE VAMPIRE SPIDER! I’M THE VAMPIRE SPIDER! Come closer, family, don't be late, It's your turn to meet your fate! [Instrumental] I’M THE VAMPIIIIIIIIRE SPIDEEEEEEER! [brakedown] [instrumental] Hahahahaha! [End]