The new kind of Master Mason

[Verse 1] Earth got a wobble in the sky tonight Silver ships hangin’ like a bad idea Sirens on the mall and the parking lot We all looked up like, "Yeah, we’re done here" The burger sign blinked through the smoke And somebody said, "Get the clown, get the joke" [Pre-Chorus] Then he came out leanin’ from the alley shade Striped suit torn, with a wicked grin Hamburglar, baby, hold the line If we’re gon’ lose, let the feast begin [Chorus] We are basically fucked But maybe we get a Big Mac We are basically fucked Still, pass that bag back We are basically fucked Hamburglar in the front We are basically fucked And we laugh on the way to dust [Verse 2] The aliens dove through the cratered clouds Lasers sweeping over the interstate Kids hid under carts by the frozen fries Old men prayed with a ketchup plate Then a golden seagull hit the scene Like a medal dropped from a fever dream It flew one circle over the dome And blessed the wreck with a shining beam [Pre-Chorus] One golden drop from up above Hit the mothership right on cue Every scared-out soul in the crowd Started seeing through the lie they knew [Chorus] We are basically fucked But maybe we get a Big Mac We are basically fucked Still, pass that bag back We are basically fucked Hamburglar in the front We are basically fucked And we laugh on the way to dust [Bridge] Then the floor turned white like a temple stone And the seagull sang in a greasy halo Hiram Abiff rose up as a hologram Fourth degree with a radiant glow He said, "Take this light through the smoke and rust" And the whole damn block got turned to dust But we stood there grinning, eyes wide shut Like, "Damn, that was weird, but thanks, my guy" [Final Chorus] We are basically fucked But maybe we get a Big Mac We are basically fucked Still, pass that bag back We are basically fucked Golden poop from the sky We are basically fucked And we wave as the saucers die [Outro] Hamburglar laughed in the red-lit haze Golden seagull circled the end of days Hiram in the clouds, all chrome and grace And we took our fries to the afterplace