We wish you a scary christmas

[Verse 1] We wish you a scary Christmas, We wish you a spooky Christmas, We wish you a crazy Christmas, And a frrrrrrightful new year! [Chorus – sinister laugh] Ho, ho, ho, HA-HA-HA! Fear's what you all hold dear! We’ll spread a spine-tingling Christmas, And Gotham will cheer! [Verse 2 – mocking] We bring you some frightful toxin, It’s Scarecrow’s favorite concoction, But HA! His tricks are so rotten— They make me shed a tear! [Chorus – more laughter] He thinks he’s so spooky, HA! He’s nothing to fear! We’ll sprrread a spine-tingling Christmas, And chaos this year! [Bridge – softly, dark and whimsical] Oh, the Pumpkin King would approve, Of Scarecrow’s dark little groove. But where’s the bloody punchline? Where’s the eccentric flair? Somebody wake this guy up from his nightmare! [Verse 3] We wish you a thrilling Christmas, We wish you a chilling Christmas, We wish you a Joker Christmas, And a bat-filled new year! [Outro – hysterical laughter and fading] Fear gas in the air, Explosives everywhere, Merry Christmas, Gothamites, It’s my favorite scare! [outro - fade out] "Now Harley, get me the Axe!!" [sinister laughter] [end]