[Intro] 127 unread messages. Uh-oh… [Verse 1] Woke up to a hundred notifications My phone is about to explode Somebody made a new group photo Of me hugging a traffic cone There’s twenty-seven different stories About what happened after two And every single version somehow Sounds completely untrue [Pre-Chorus] Screenshots flying everywhere Nobody is safe The evidence is piling up At an alarming rate [Chorus] We are Group Chat Legends Every weekend’s a movie scene Half the stories are exaggerated The other half are way too real We are Group Chat Legends Nobody remembers it all But somehow by Monday morning The group chat knows it all [Drop] Oh-oh-oh-oh Group Chat Legends Oh-oh-oh-oh Who’s posting that? Oh-oh-oh-oh Group Chat Legends Delete that immediately! [Verse 2] One friend’s writing novels Another’s posting memes Someone’s making dramatic speeches About following their dreams There’s blurry photos from the taxi Videos from the bar And somehow someone’s convinced They’re becoming a superstar [Pre-Chorus] The chat is moving way too fast No one can keep up Every bad decision from last night Has now become content [Chorus] We are Group Chat Legends Every weekend’s a movie scene Half the stories are exaggerated The other half are way too real We are Group Chat Legends Nobody remembers it all But somehow by Monday morning The group chat knows it all [Bridge] Rule number one: Don’t post the videos. Rule number two: Nobody follows rule number one. [Build] Who’s got the photos? Who posted that? WHO POSTED THAT?! [Final Chorus] We are Group Chat Legends Every weekend’s a movie scene Half the stories are exaggerated The other half are way too real We are Group Chat Legends Nobody remembers it all But somehow by Monday morning The group chat knows it all [Outro] Message pinned by admin. “See you Friday.”
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