( Intro – Cinematic ) ((wind across mountains)) ((distant horn)) ((crackling campfire)) [Narrator:] (In a land of ancient kingdoms…) ((pause)) (One ring ruled them all.) ((pause)) But somebody iced it out. -------------------------------- ((BEAT DROP)) (Verse 1) Lead: Step through the Shire with the drip on glow Hobbits looking at the diamonds like whoa Ring on the chain with the sparkle supreme Middle-earth shining like a jewelry dream Gandalf rolling through the party real slow Grey robe swaying like a magical show Talking bout power, destiny and things I just call it… Lord of the Bling. -------------------------------- (Verse 2) Lead: Frodo on a quest with the ring in his coat Sam in the back like we crossing this moat Orcs in the hills yelling doom and gloom We just flex harder in the Mines of Moria room. Aragorn stepping with the ranger swag Legolas arrows in the tactical bag Gimli swinging axes with the warrior swing But nobody shining like the Lord of the Bling. -------------------------------- (Verse 3) Lead: Mount Doom glowing with a lava red gleam Ring so bright it could blind a Nazgûl team Sauron eye watching the skyline glow Trying to claim what the drip already stole. Elven kings in Rivendell halls Crowns and jewels on marble walls But when the light hit the chain on the king They bowed down quick: Lord of the Bling. -------------------------------- (Bridge) ((beat pulls back slightly)) Lead: One ring to flex them all One chain to shine One drip to rule the halls One sparkle divine Across the fields where the legends sing They whisper the name… Lord of the Bling. -------------------------------- ((beat returns harder)) (Verse 4) Lead: Riders of Rohan charging the plains Armor and banners and golden reins Battle drums pounding thunderous things But the sun hits the ring… Lord of the Bling. Ents marching slow through the forest deep Elves in the towers where the moonlight creeps Across every kingdom the bells all ring Bow to the sparkle: Lord of the Bling. -------------------------------- (Outro) ((wind rising)) ((distant choir)) Lead: Ring still shining. Mountains sing. History remembers… Lord of the Bling.
