Alligator Alcatraz 🐊

[Verse 1] Out in the Glades where the skeeters bite, We built a fortress outta moss and spite. No barbed wire, just scales and claws— That's how we do it at Gator Alcatraz. Mosquitos buzz, the air smells rank, We got cypress towers and a gator tank. Ain’t no fence, just nature’s jaws— Florida’s fortress with no room for flaws! [Chorus] 🟩 Alligator Alcatraz, where the swamp stands guard! 🟩 Deep in the Glades, where borders are hard! Everglades tough, detention rough— Locked tight, gator’s bite, that’s punishment enough! 🎸 No escape, just swamp, that’s the deal you signed— 🎸 Alligator Alcatraz time! [Verse 2] You won’t see bars or high-tech drones, Just big ol’ gators gnawin’ bones. We got one rule: don’t swim at night— Unless you’re lookin’ for a reptile fight. In the heart of the muck where justice lives, With a muggy stare and zero shivs. "Freedom meets the swamp!" they say— In other words, you're here to stay. [Chorus] 🟩 Gators patrol, we control, no one slips! 🟩 Everglades’ gate got gator lips! In the Glades' grip, we hold the line— No way out, just gators by design! 🎸 Swamp-strong, standing tall with sass, 🎸 Welcome to Alligator Alcatraz! [Bridge - Spoken Word Over Slide Guitar] "Don’t even think about diggin' a tunnel… That mud’ll suck ya down faster than your last appeal." "That’s not a moat, son—that’s a ‘bite-first-ask-later’ policy." [Verse 3] We don’t do visits, we don’t do mail, Just nightly howls and a gator tail. Forget parole—ain’t no second try, Not when the guard’s got a toothy smile. [Final Chorus] 🟩 Alligator Alcatraz: Where freedom meets the swamp! 🟩 Swamp’s embrace? More like a chomp! Detention rough, terrain’s insane— Even the bugs think twice before they complain! 🎸 So if you’re headin’ south, better check your map, 🎸 Or you’ll end up wearin’ a gator trap! [Outro - Whispered, with frogs croaking] “Alligator Alcatraz… no escape… just swamp.”