Suicide Cop (Remix) [STTZ Milestone Event]

[Intro] Yeah, it’s me. Officer Nope - reporting for zero duty. Uhuhuuuuuuuuuu.... --- [Verse 1] Woke up in a donut, stuck to ma fuckin vest Coffee tastes like budget cuts, stress on my chest Chief said “smile more,” I said “test me again” Wrote myself a ticket just for being this insane Bulletproof stuff but ma will ain't protected Radio’s dead and my soul got rejected Pulled a guy over just to ask for advice He said: “Bro, same.” So I let him slide twice --- [Hook] Uhuhuuuuuuuuuu He's a suicide cop – but he's scared of heights parks on the roof just to turn on the lights Wrote a goodbye note – to his parking fine Then fined himself for wasting time Uhuhuuuuuuuuuu I'm a suicide cop – got no hope, no backup, no pay But I still write rhymes in the cruiser all day They say “Serve and protect”? Nah, i serve regret protect ma vibe – and that’s all you get --- [Verse 2] Got a perp in the back who’s giving me tips Like “Maybe you should journal or just smoke a bit” I said: “tried both. Got demoted for poems.” Now I spit bars in traffic, alone in the zone Chased a guy on foot, then just… stopped Thought about life, cried, and kinda just walked Told dispatch: “Suspect too fast, also... what’s the point?” They replied: “Same. Want to blaze this joint?” --- [Hook] Uhuhuuuuuuuuuu He's a suicide cop – with a playlist of screams Got dreams of quitting, but he naps in between His vest says “Justice,” his heart says “Nah” Glock’s in the fridge next to old coleslaw Uhuhuuuuuuuuuu I'm a suicide cop – They say “you're a hero,” i say “cool story” pulled over ma future and gave it a warning Lights on, siren low, drift through the gray Might jump… but not today --- [Bridge] They gave me a badge. (They gave me a badge.) They gave me a gun. (They gave me a gun.) They gave me PTSD and a heart full of shit. (They gave me PTSD and a heart full of shit.) Now I write haikus on speeding tickets and cry in the car wash. Justice is blind – and so am I without bein' lush --- [Final Hook] Uhuhuuuuuuuuuu He's a suicide cop – but he got no rope Just a stack of fines and a shred of hope patrols these streets with existential issues Dead inside, but walkin them miles still in his shoes Uhuhuuuuuuuuuu I'm a suicide cop – Yeah I'm done, I'm fried, I'm mentally cooked But look damn good in ma DMV look So till i snap or retire, i'll just float n obey Might end it all – but not today Uhuhuuuuuuuuuu Suicide cop – Not today... Not today